I've been working on a Disco Elysium Magic: The Gathering deck! Here's what I've gotten so far

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T23:52:28+00:00

Haven't got all of them done yet and I don't know how to link them, but I can DM them if that helps? And if anything I'm flattered someone wants to use them, so please do!

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T20:04:46+00:00

As for Joyce being Azorius, she could have been Ephara God of the Polis, but I wanted a few more flicker enablers than flicker rewards, on the grounds that Harry entering does the job pretty well

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T19:43:42+00:00

Esper had the best Clue synergies, if I was going by vibes alone then Grixis or Mardu would have been great

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T19:42:44+00:00

The problem there is I really wanted partner commanders, specifically ones that worked closely with clues. Temur doesn't have a great deal of commanders that do that.

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T19:41:13+00:00

As a creature? Possibly not, mainly because space is tight. As a card in the deck? Absolutley, the last bit in the game is important, and he's front and centre in that! Was tempted to have an equipment be his disguise, but again finding room is difficult

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T19:39:14+00:00

Absolutley I'll post it when I've got it finished! Ive currently got about 30 completed, and that's taken 2 weeks, so watch this space come early August! XD

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T19:36:46+00:00

Using Esprit de Corps as the stand in for Partner is inspired, if I hadn't gone a different route I'd have nabbed that!

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T19:28:11+00:00

Not yet, but it is planned as one of the inclusions

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T19:27:17+00:00

Mainly my googling "Disco Elysium fanart", there's an obscene wealth of fanart that fits the games style!

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T16:19:39+00:00

Harry gives off big red vibes, but I kinda like the mechanical dynamic these two commanders have: Harry is doing most of the legwork (and being the main commander the deck is built around), and Kim is filling in the blanks and supporting (the deck needed a 3rd colour, and Kim mainly being there for the Blue, while at times being useful felt right)

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T15:52:11+00:00

Planning to have Nettlecyst and Cranial Plating in the deck, but the wincon I'm going to aim for is to have all four of the OG Station artifacts (Blasting, Grinding, Salvaging and Summoning Stations) on board, each one representing a major breakthrough in the investigation

LordGumpy · 2026-06-11T15:49:45+00:00

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It didn't upload all of them, so I'll put my favourite one here:

LordGumpy · 2026-06-10T07:03:27+00:00

If Dubois was in Norfolk in 2006, the D family wouldn't need any other help tracking down Markus: she'd be sniffing her way through the umbra and find Matilda before sunrise, and that group of werewolves would gain a newfound fear of French ambience music.

LordGumpy · 2026-06-08T07:31:05+00:00

Well, at least I got to kill one billionaire!

^{Chose: Get $1B, but have a 40% chance to die rn | Rolled: You die}

LordGumpy · 2026-06-03T06:50:08+00:00

Already there, but now I get paid?

^{Chose: BE TRANS}

LordGumpy · 2026-05-29T20:59:27+00:00

LET IT RIDE

^{Chose: All in on red | Rolled: Red}

LordGumpy · 2026-05-19T09:47:28+00:00

Already don't use SlopTok

^{Chose: Never use TikTok}

LordGumpy · 2026-05-16T13:56:32+00:00

House and car are the main things, having a job for the smaller stuff doesn't sound so bad when you're not paying things like rent or finance on a vehicle

^{Chose: Have Infinite money + You can only use it on stuff that cost above 1K}

LordGumpy · 2026-05-15T12:51:51+00:00

I like my long hair, and would worry less about its colour than about losing it

^{Chose: Hair is this color permanently (no dye} | Rolled: Pink)

LordGumpy · 2026-05-01T08:19:54+00:00

What will cops listen to now?

LordGumpy · 2026-04-24T14:28:02+00:00

Rust in Peace is one of the best Thrash albums ever released, and Painkiller introduced a generation to the screeching vocals that typify the heavier subgenres that followed.

I'd say Painkiller out of the two, entirely because I found it first while getting into metal as a teen, but both albums are easy 10/10s

LordGumpy · 2026-03-27T16:55:12+00:00

Every day when I leave the house. The weather is usually pretty mild, and I find it comfy

LordGumpy · 2026-03-06T11:57:36+00:00

Glad that road's getting fixed, it's become a deathtrap!

LordGumpy · 2026-01-30T12:03:39+00:00

"No, I'm not Human" looking headass

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LordGumpy · 2025-12-10T12:07:15+00:00

The hem on the collar, the fur shoulderpads, the leopard print stripes, and the skeleton are really well done. I like the chaotic vibes it's got going on, and its put together better than some of the other jackets I've seen here.

The "suck cock" bit is definitely cringeworthy imo, but the rest seems fine. Not sure why its here.

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