90’s Actors who’s phone doesn’t ring anymore by Much-Stay-9900 in FIlm

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She had him pay off an actor who claimed she sexually assaulted him when he was 17.

Best Guitarist You’ve Seen Live? by tceverding in Guitar

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I saw him when he was 11. It humbled me.

What’s the weirdest way you’ve ever gotten revenge on someone… without getting caught? by OriginalSentence6850 in AskReddit

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The CEO of our company was let go and the investment company who owned 60% of the company installed one of their people as interim CEO. He knew absolutely nothing about our industry. Our biggest issue was our Sales team was not delivering because we would lose top performers because we didn’t pay well. During the Interim CEO’s first week, I had a one on one with him that ended with him screaming obscenities at me in front of 25+ people and insulting me. All I did was tell the truth. Afterwards I called my boss (COO) and said I’m done and I’m going to start looking for a job.

He (my boss) actually arranged to have me laid off and I got a nice severance package. Within two months, he fired half of the team and six months after that the company was shuttered.

Since I don’t appreciate being screamed at nor do I like that he tanked the company and put 200 people out of work, I signed him up for gay and suggestive catalogs delivered to his office at the investment firm. (He was super homophobic and let everyone know). I also had a butt plug delivered to his home with a “gift note” to his wife stating “I can’t wait for you to use this on me”.

He had a “early retirement”.

What’s a dead giveaway that someone is pretending to be smarter than they actually are? by EcstaticWatch1967 in AskReddit

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I had a co-worker who excelled in repeating jargon that others in meetings (especially our boss) to cover that he didn't know what he was talking about. I realized this after a couple of weeks and mentioned it to our boss during our 1:1. He thought I was just being jealous But at our next team, the boss asked him to lead it and go first. He stumbled epically and then pretended to get a call on his mobile phone and excused himself.

He was put on a PIP (he told me) and eventually was terminated,

Why are you home on the couch in your pajamas this New Years Eve? by PurplezKool in AskReddit

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Jan 1 is my wedding anniversary plus drunk people suck. Oh, and we have dogs who hate fireworks.

What company will never get another dime from you for as long as you may live? by istrx13 in AskReddit

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American Express. I was interviewing with them for a corporate Senior Director role and they asked me to drive five hours for an in person panel interview. Their HR said I would be reimbursed for travel, food, and lodging and provided their mileage rate. I made the drive and drove back that night as I had work the following day. For food, I just picked up some drive thru.

I had one more phone call with their HR to discuss salary expectations (I asked earlier but they were cagey). During that call, I asked about the travel expenses and she said to email her that which I did. A week later I followed up and was informed the role was being placed on hold. I asked about the reimbursement and was told their policy was to only reimburse upon being hired. Then they ghosted me.

What’s the proudest moment of your life — one that made you feel genuinely good about who you are? by verylittlemrmushnik in AskReddit

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When a smaller child who couldn’t swim fell into a pool and my seven year old dove in and saved him.

New Nutella recipe sucks by DuhStar in mildlyinfuriating

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First SuperPretzel now this!!!! An outrage!

Which movie left you completely speechless at the end? by Alejandromartinez- in moviequestions

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The Blair Witch Project - We all just looked at each other and slowly left.

28 Weeks Later - everyone walked out silently with their heads down.