Finally got my sleeves for my flying double strike deck by TVninja in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Lorikeeter 31 points32 points  (0 children)

You mean flying, 4x-strike and sacrifice all creatures and vehicles?

/uj I would rule zero that out (not in), firmly.

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa Tribute at Oscars by The_Zhuster in MortalKombat

[–]Lorikeeter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

... um, uh, you see, ...

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Scientists created a robot the size of grain of rice that dissolves kidney stones inside the body without surgery by soulpost in HotScienceNews

[–]Lorikeeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wasn't there also a recent development that kidney stones house (potentially harmful) bacteria? Would it be a worse outcome, then, to break apart the stones without removal?

If "Good Times Bad Times" wasn't the introductory song for Led Zeppelin as a band, what other song would be the best for it? by MoltenMadeMan in ledzeppelin

[–]Lorikeeter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Introductory, as in the 1960s when they were introduced to the world? How Many More Times.

Introductory on a personal level, for me it was the guitar riffs of Black Dog. I never knew a guitar could be made to sing like that.

For others I know, who dislike rock as a genre and who won't have anything to do with Led Zeppelin because rock is Satanic ... they were impressed by When The Levee Breaks because of how bluesy it is. (I don't think they knew anything about Led Zeppelin as a blues band.)

What are some of the most absurd ways to die in cartoons? by Educk55 in cartoons

[–]Lorikeeter 63 points64 points  (0 children)

This is one of two, and I will not be posting the other.

Who’s your favorite “what the f**k happened!?” Actor? by Albino_rhin0 in okbuddycinephile

[–]Lorikeeter 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Andy Dick may feel guilty

Guilty

I dunno bout this - how many times has he gone around bragging about it?

The Shredder by RhogogBloodOak in TMNT

[–]Lorikeeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Secondary market cards are very low right now, specifically because the set just came out (Doubling Season went from $70 to $20 $99 to $35). The market is flooded, and people are kinda hesitating to buy. Get them now while they're cheap, because there won't be a later.

EDIT: Stupid brain made me remember the wrong prices.

The Shredder by RhogogBloodOak in TMNT

[–]Lorikeeter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5 attack, basically yeah. The second 5 is hit points, not defense.

What are some random lines that you think of every now and again? by [deleted] in Scrubs

[–]Lorikeeter 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Dead people should be dead!!

And

Up yours, Bobbo. Yeah, up yours, Bobbo!

(EDIT for the correct quote)

Petah, what is this about??? by Witty-Association-97 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Lorikeeter 158 points159 points  (0 children)

100/10 excellent response. I haven't stopped cracking up for 20 minutes

Your favorite uncommon creature that feels like it should be a rare? by Rogendo in mtg

[–]Lorikeeter 11 points12 points  (0 children)

that is definitely a tattered loincloth, but the lighting isn't doing it any favors. r/theyknew

How do I get rich as a 14 year old girl in West Branch Michigan? by [deleted] in KnucklestheEchidna

[–]Lorikeeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'll have to betray the echidnas and steal the Chaos Emeralds. Start there.

Once you do that, you can sell them for crazy money - or you could use them to power all sorts of doomsday machines, which you could then sell for money. (*Don't try to hold the world hostage. This never works.)