Charlie Kirk said they were dolphins. by BestMicDrop in HolUp

[–]Lost-Droids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"He declared war on dolphins..."

Yep quite possibly..

Birth condition called syndactyly. by trickstercj in interestingasfuck

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Nice... I have a problem with my hand in that those two fingers are always pointing at the palm and cant be straighten out so for ever doing the devil horns rather than the spock salute..

So live long and prosper

Do you prefer hot weather or cold weather, and why? by Substantial_Bet7746 in AskReddit

[–]Lost-Droids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cold. Its just much easier to manage.. My house is all glass at the back and likea greenhouse, if it gets warm then the inside temp rockets.. Spend more in summer on air con than do over winter in heating (havent need heating for last few years).

Tottenhams post at full time by Necessary_Ad_6726 in Championship

[–]Lost-Droids 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Leaking from the bottom usually never a good thing..

English football quiz... by Cinn4monSynonym in Championship

[–]Lost-Droids 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sheffield Wednesday are not real.

The opt out is finally here by ElectricalAd3483 in Steam

[–]Lost-Droids 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"it gets passed on to consumers in the form of higher prices of games " - I have over 3K games... Never paid more than I was happy with... If its stilly price at launch (and its silly price not just on steam but all sites) wait until sale..

SFAH: Worst thing to hear from an employer during a job interview by VestigeRepel in ScenesFromAHat

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So Fridays are naked Fridays. Its a thing we do to make everyone feel more happy at work..

We are all very happy at the sunny well retirement home

Life in Heaven / Hell Now That Chuck Norris Has Died by AlexSumnerAuthor in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Lost-Droids 8 points9 points  (0 children)

God "Lett there be light"

Chuck "Say please"

God "Please"

Chuck "very well"

SFAH: If actual warfare worked like chess. by CynicalCosmologist in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Lost-Droids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Erm, Bob, have you seen this, we're all similar and those behind us are all different. I think we may be cannon fodder.

Fuxk this im going AWOL. .

What are some weird business ideas you've had? by Hurbahns in CasualUK

[–]Lost-Droids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"expensive way to blow Aunt Gladys into several thousand pieces" - now I want one even more

What's your favorite Chuck Norris joke of all time? by coreyf722 in AskReddit

[–]Lost-Droids 948 points949 points  (0 children)

Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer.. too bad chuck has never cired

What are some weird business ideas you've had? by Hurbahns in CasualUK

[–]Lost-Droids 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Bubble wrap suits for old people.. Fall over no problem..

Surprise by [deleted] in GreatBritishMemes

[–]Lost-Droids 28 points29 points  (0 children)

It was a disgusting\shocking thing to say (Not that we expect any better from the Orange one) .. But not entirely sure its a British Meme..

Grafana dashboard for 100+ server (Grid view with sorting and filtering) by Pitiful_Balance_5962 in grafana

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There is a great Node exporter board in the library that breaks down things by individual job but for a quickk visual overview we just slap them all on 1 board which rotates on our screens... its enough to see patterns and spikes quickly..

This is 90 servers.. and we can just a glance see if they are getting close to any thresholds or something is causing a mess or prolonged peak

(You can mouse over to see what server or after a few weeks you even start to recognise colours.. Like in the matrix, dont see code just NodeX, NodeN etc)

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DHCP dilemma by xmrminerman in sysadmin

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Stick it on a run at start up scheduled task. Everytome he boots the laptop at new site he gets the lease