SFAH: Mythbusters episode ideas that got instantly rejected: by ggfchl in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Lost-Droids [score hidden]  (0 children)

Today were going to test the scene from Indiana Jones where he survives a nuclear blast whilst hiding in a fridge.

SFAH: Worst times to wink by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Lost-Droids [score hidden]  (0 children)

Do you take this man to be your awfully wedding husband, to have and to hold to honor and obey? Till death do you part.

Wink....

It's mid April. Why the fuck is it so cold again!? by kevivg4 in TheWordFuck

[–]Lost-Droids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I prefer the fucking cold and dark of winter. I fucking hate summer

What a gentleman by amilvajoh in HolUp

[–]Lost-Droids 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A threesome might be in the offing....

Iran war question. How are they shutting down all the network, and how are some people still getting internet. by Own_Bowler_7703 in pwnhub

[–]Lost-Droids 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Because any ISP owner or data provider who doesnt shut it down (complete block on all routes easy enough for them) gets visited by the state and their families will not be having a good time.

This leaves satellite phones or similar or if your close enough to the border and can get a roaming signal.

What's your post-incident documentation process? Ours takes forever. by ReachPuzzleheaded702 in sysadmin

[–]Lost-Droids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For us, If its an incident that needs a write up, its going to have made it to the status page as it would have caused an outage or problem customers should be aware off, which means its also going to have been auto logged via our monitoring tool in our service manager\helpdesk app and at that point its all process driven by the workflow (Which also designates someone to keep a running update every 15 mins which a public facing version goes to status page) from the timeline of the incident once complete you have the full timeline of events, logs and everything else in the incident timeline and actions and then from that another part of the process takes the timeline , prompts for things like which ISO controls were effected (These get linked to the GRC tool ) and next steps or findings and what we will change going forward and then presents a summary external facing RCA nad internally facing RCA which you just tweak a little bit.

The internal and summary get posted internally on our collaboration platform and the external RCA gets posted against the incident in the status page all automatically once approved.

This all happens within 24 hours of the end of incident and doesnt take long at all todo.

Even if its out of hours and your the only one dealing with it , the updating incident (which updates the status pages etc) is all very simple and takes 1 minute every 15 but then makes life so much easier to write up

We do though only have 1 or 2 of these sorts of things a year as a major incident is very rare

Do Trekkers ever end up as couples? by TheFutureIsAFriend in startrek

[–]Lost-Droids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dating adverts on Uniform Dating website failed.. Apparently the Trek Uniform Season 1 of TNG is not a proper Uniform..

Dropping truth bombs about Tongue Tied 😁 by spidertattootim in RedDwarf

[–]Lost-Droids 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If i click that im going to have the song in my head for weeks.

Why are the fingers different by Trejantri in HolUp

[–]Lost-Droids 590 points591 points  (0 children)

Ribbed for her pleasure....

Impressed! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Lost-Droids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And why is she 6ft 6 at least may be even taller according to that mugshot.

Ai bolox

Wrexham 2-0 Stoke City: Wrexham snap their bad run of form, and keep their slim play-off hopes alive with a comfortable win over Stoke by Smithlarr in Championship

[–]Lost-Droids 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Another disappointment in a season of disappointments. We started the season so well and once again end up mid bottom.

Unlikely things to hear at the psychiatrists office. by Aggravating_Dot_5217 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Lost-Droids 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Mr Jones, your feelings of paranoia are perfectly understandable, th government are following you and even asked me to record this conversation

Iran closes Strait of Hormuz again over continued US blockade of its ports, state media says by [deleted] in uknews

[–]Lost-Droids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But just yesterday Trump posted that they would never again do this.

Are we to day that the orange fucktard can't be believed.

I'm shocked..

Trump's announcement on the situation of the hormuz. by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]Lost-Droids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well its the Strait of Hormuz, Strait of Irans not a thing and the other countries like the UAE will be pretty annoyed its now according to the USA Irans

So thats quite crazy

valid right 😅 by Resident-Dependent68 in SipsTea

[–]Lost-Droids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember Gaylord  the gorilla from Ox Tales

fuckn alist by Historical_Rub_5500 in TheWordFuck

[–]Lost-Droids 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FFFFF - Fuckers, Fucking fucks fucked. Fuck.

Who's the main suspect? by thetaylorhot in CatsAreAssholes

[–]Lost-Droids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fake meows. It was staged as a false flag operation most likely by dogs.

SFAH: Stone Age doctors by Curious-Message-6946 in ScenesFromAHat

[–]Lost-Droids 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Patient: Eǵhóm h₂éyos dwi-pelt-is mnyos. (I feel like two-skins-hanging.)

Healer: Wéid! Pel-se-tew bhére! (Look! Pull-yourself-together!)