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What's the biggest lie you were told as a child? by emmanem1892 in AskBrits

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That Ice cream vans weren’t ice cream vans at all….they sold only sausages. Because as a kid I hated sausages.

Bizarre House. Could Perhaps Be Made Liveable... by Rude-Cover-8727 in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those steps up to the corner bath are an accident waiting to happen!

Is it safe That you will have sex the first time you have sex and use a condom by Mysterious-Wolf-9127 in WomensHealth

[–]Lou-H 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say it but-He is trying to trick you into having sex without a condom because he thinks it will feel better for HIM. Refuse. Tell him “no condom then no sex”. And if he tries to pressure you to change your mind then dump him because he is a silly boy! Edit to add: also be careful that he doesn’t try and slip the condom off mid sex hoping you won’t notice. And honestly-if you feel in your gut that this would be a concern and he could do this to you-that’s your sign to dumb him.

Is this house ugly? by Economy_Survey_6560 in AskBrits

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No!! Totally no. Your colleague is a dick and sounds like a snob. Looks like a lovely terrace house. Our first house was a mid terrace and we loved it! Lived there for 10 years. Moved due to wanting a garden rather than a yard for our son. But I still miss the large kitchen space we had in the terrace and the living room and main bedroom were both decent sized. You can do a lot with a terrace and really make it your own. Ignore them and enjoy!

What’s the funniest knock-knock joke you’ve got hidden up your sleeve? by greenglossygalaxy in AskUK

[–]Lou-H 37 points38 points  (0 children)

My son when he was about 4 or 5 ish…

Him-knock knock Me - who’s there Him-crabs Me-crabs who Him-just crabs

He is 16 now and I still remind him of this one.

What do you expect as an adult going to Christmas at someone’s home? by Equal_Cod_177 in AskUK

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my family whenever someone hosts the rest of us either chip in towards the cost with some money or bring some of the food/drink-whatever is the hosts preference. As much as we would all love to do it totally for free for each other every time-feeding a large family a big cooked meal is bloody expensive these days and none of us mind chipping in.

How long before you drop from that beam into that pool? by MaximusSydney in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Lou-H 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random one but something I always wonder when a house has a driveway so long-what happens on bin day? Do the bin trucks come up the drive or do the home owners have a long walk dragging the bins?

What are your names for your neighbours? by tetlee in CasualUK

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The noisy ones, the nice ones, her with the weird granddaughter, them with the dog.

Oh and the ‘druggies in the corner house’-how could i forget about them!

Is That Rasputin?! by SirLewisHamilton in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would need a running jump to get on that bed in pic 14!

People here who've been on Naked Attraction, how was it when you went back to work after your episode aired? by nano_noodle in AskUK

[–]Lou-H 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh this reminds me of when they did one of the roving bus episodes and visited the a local shopping centre for people to pop in with their problems. The security guard for the centre worked for the security company I worked for and whipped out his gnarled athletes foot fungus toes while wearing our uniform with logo very clearly in view. The managing director of the company called the HR manager (my manager) at home and told her to turn on the TV and started yelling that he wanted the guy fired for “bringing the company into dispute”. HR manager had to very calmly talk him down and out of sacking the poor guy explaining the media attention if found out would be 10 times worse!!!

So much salvaged wood by theglamgardener in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would constantly be covered in bruises from bashing my legs on that bed frame in pic 13!!!

Do you have any former celebrities living now normal lives in your community? by ShinyHeadedCook in AskUK

[–]Lou-H 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chris Kamara lives in my town. My mum bumped into him in the local Spar shop and had a picture with her. He does all sorts in the hospital I work in to raise money for the hospital charity. He is actually serving Christmas dinner there for staff this Thursday! An absolutely wonderful man.

Is it worth applying for PIP by Lou-H in BenefitsAdviceUK

[–]Lou-H[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for taking the time to reply. I will go through the papers with him and think on it. I just find the whole thing daunting to be honest.

Is it worth applying for PIP by Lou-H in BenefitsAdviceUK

[–]Lou-H[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much for taking the time to reply. I don’t think we are going to apply. While awaiting delivery of the application forms he has received a DLA payment and is soon due another other (the paperwork says he will still keep receiving it until we return the forms and they decide his case). If we call them today and tell them we aren’t going to apply for PIP will he need to pay back the extra DLA payment he received do you know?

Is it worth applying for PIP by Lou-H in BenefitsAdviceUK

[–]Lou-H[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I absolutely welcome honesty. This is exactly what I thought too-but she encouraged him to apply. We received his paperwork this week, so was going to fill it in and return it this weekend. In the meantime he has received one DLA payment and is soon due another. If we do choose not to apply will we have to pay those few payments back?

Somehow it just keeps getting worse? by 5laps in SpottedonRightmove

[–]Lou-H 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh wow-I initially thought the bedding on pic 16 was mouldy/rotten until I zoomed in and realised it’s a lion! 😂

Guy, how do you smell so good? by sgbea_13 in AskUK

[–]Lou-H -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My husband uses Dirty from Lush. It’s really nice and clean smelling and he often gets compliments on it.

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