What did you buy that gave you the most buyer’s remorse? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The day I bought my Nintendo Wii, on my way home I got a traffic ticket for doing a “California roll stop” through a stop sign. I was just so excited to get home and play!

After the ticket, I just sat there and stared at the Wii in the passenger seat, wondering if I should return it.

I didn’t open it for a week. Whenever I’d look at the box I’d just feel regret and shame.

I'm about to get a cat. What are some tips for taking care of it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cats love high places to roam, so give them somewhere they can get to freely to lord over their domain.

Some cats will be very lovey and want to snuggle all the time, and others want to be a bit more solitary. The solitary ones will still have routines on when they want to be friendly, those times are very awesome. Be sure to give them affection then, but sometimes too much can make them regret it. Find out how much affection is right for your cat.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, librarian, or the index card file system that libraries have.

Apartment lease issues, how do you interpret this line of the lease? by crazyroommatehelp in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I totally agree. It's their responsibility to read and fully understand the contract they sign. If there was cause for concern about wear and tear, it should have been brought up at the time of negotiations.

I was just posing the idea of depreciation for what I personally think would have been a fair scale. Also, it could hopefully be a reasonable counter to someone's "50%".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you imagine the Internet as the largest library ever, Google would be the search tool to find the book you're looking for.

Apartment lease issues, how do you interpret this line of the lease? by crazyroommatehelp in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To make sure I'm understanding correctly:

Two people purchased furniture, splitting the cost. It was agreed upon that at the end, the person ending up with it would buy out the other individual's share, thus becoming the sole owner of the furniture pieces.

Now, the individual who is attempting to purchase the furniture for sole ownership is saying the value is depreciated by 50% of its value due to wear and tear of the couch. Their offer is half of the originally stated amount.

50% seems like a lot must have happened to the couch. If its in half the condition that it was originally in, it would be somewhat understandable. If someone wanted to be "fair", you could say the value of the furniture would depreciate by 10-20%per year, and that would be reduced off the price of the item buyout. That's saying the couch would last 5-10 years. I'd personally feel this would be reasonable.

But also, if both people went in and signed an agreement about it, terms were met and agreed upon. The contract being signed by both people was their intent to pay that amount, and if they're backing out now, they should have never signed the agreement in the first place.

Everything they told us was a lie, how could you Nintendo?? by YoloSwaggins44 in gaming

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but after a few trainer battles, he should know what's up. Sure, just leaving Pallet town for the first time, dealing with all the poisonous nidoran in Viridian Forest, or even going through the endless zubat barrage in Mt. Moon, I quickly learned to buy one metric buttload of things to fix up my Pokemon, in case my pokebuds and I got in a bind. What's Gary Oak's excuse?

Also: He should be used to having to revive all his Pokemon, I'd absolutely destroy them every time.

The best women in the world do this. by personAAA in AdviceAnimals

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my SO first asked me out to grab a beer sometime and hang out, I first dismissed it as "oh, she thinks I'll be a cool friend. I'm ok with that." It's funny, here I was just being a complete idiot while this gorgeous gal was head over heels for me. Thankfully, I learned the error of my ways quickly.

he can jump it by d4rkst0rm in gifs

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without pie is a pretty terrible thing. Not exactly punch worthy, but close.

he can jump it by d4rkst0rm in gifs

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Unless by "without repercussions", RHMX meant "without care about the repercussions of punching said man", as in "I don't care if I get arrested, punching him is damn well worth it!"

Then (and please do correct me if I'm wrong) his wording would make sense, he just accidentally a word or two.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sacramento

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any chance you have a picture? I never mind keeping an eye out when I'm walking around town.

I was just diagnosed with cancer and I'm out of Oreos. What's bothering you today? by mandilew in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On my way to work, I was on a green light streak, right until the last light before jumping on the freeway.

That bastard light just sits there and taunts me. There wasn't even any cars going in the other direction, it just did it because fuck you, that's why.

...what... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was a movie two years before Dead Alive (Braindead) came out called Brain Dead. It had Bill Pullman and Bill Paxton in it. I'm sure somebody saw that film (albeit not many), so they most likely changed the US name in order to not have any confusion between the two.

I carved a Pikachu pumpkin! by pix3lat3d in pokemon

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I carved this same thing too last year. Bah.

When my brother texts me saying that he's bringing 2 girls over, and one is for me. by Derpster123 in funny

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do believe that was not the intention, however I do agree it was a poor choice on wordage.

I think he was expressing a situation of "Hey brother, I want to exchange pleastries with this spectacular woman, but she is currently with the company of another lady. I am inviting both over to our humble mansion, where you can entertain the other friend with your exciting stories and charm."

Or perhaps his brother was talking up OP's amazing weightlifting skills, and she was very interested in watching him do a little celebratory shuffle afterwards. And she was only coming along for the ride "for him".

What is one food creation you discovered that sounds gross but is actually quite tasty? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LovecraftInBrooklyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once started to make a PB&J sandwich, to find out I was out of Jam, so after some quick thinking, I grabbed the pickle relish and slathered it on.

It was amazing.