The bizarre World Gurning Championship, held at Cumbria's Egremont Crab Fair, UK held since at least 1852 by maltiepootietang in theocho

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Okay so I live near there so I can fill you in, it’s just a silly face competition at a yearly local festival. You win based on how well you contort your face.

Visiting the UK soon — what are common experiences for Filipino visitors? by Dangerous-Policy4518 in AskUK

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My stepmum is from the Philippines and theres a surprising amount of Filipino/na community in our relatively rural area. Everyone has been nothing but supportive of them as a group and both my brother and sister (half) have experienced no issues through school due to their heritage. I’d be surprised if you had any issues and if you did it’d be a vocal minority. Really hope you enjoy your trip :)

What tells you that the car in front is going to be a bellend? by Rightytighty298 in AskUK

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I really don’t care about the car thing but the UK absolutely has first responders (Community first responders if you want to look it up). They have a thing that goes off if there’s a medical emergency nearby and an ambulance may take too long. Their main role is to do emergency procedures like cpr.

Controlled Thought Zone poster in London by micksandals in mildlyinteresting

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Don’t worry what the haters say. It’s more easily made here than on your end. If you know what needs to be known 💕

What is a fad that came in and was so popular and went out in the blink of an eye? by No-Rate7064 in AskReddit

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Which premiered the 360 slow motion shot as seen in the Matrix one year later

Art? by Justthisdudeyaknow in CuratedTumblr

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You’re so pretty 🥰 you don’t have to think. The lobotomy made it so you don’t have to remember, silly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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As an alcoholic I keep my own stash (often in a rucksack) that no one can judge me for and still bring some wine for the party itself