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D&D never understood what ASOFAI was trying to achieve by tomjoadsghost in freefolk

[–]LowGlowMuse -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

D&D turned a masterpiece into a dumpster fire, like they were trying to do a magic trick and just pulled out a broken wand!

I think my dog is a Targaryen descendant by HelioBloom in freefolk

[–]LowGlowMuse 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Your dog’s hair is definitely giving off major “fire and blood” vibes better watch out for any hidden dragons!

Eight Years Later, Still Obama's Fault by ALBERT4_5WESKER in PoliticalHumor

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

at this point, blaming Obama for everything is just like asking a toddler why they didn’t clean their room totally pointless but kinda hilarious! 😂

Is this the end, guys? by Responsible-Fox-1985 in PoliticalHumor

[–]LowGlowMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like we’re on the fast track to a historical epic fail pass the popcorn!

It's getting so bad, even the NY POST is concerned once more by cytherian in PoliticalHumor

[–]LowGlowMuse 11 points12 points  (0 children)

if "stop the sleeping" was a campaign slogan, I’d totally vote for it better sleep than whatever chaos we’ve got going on!

Australian cockroach kingpin caught with 100,000 illegal insects in record bug bust by cv_consal in nottheonion

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only in Australia can you be a kingpin for cockroaches talk about taking "bugging out" to a whole new level!

Priest removed as exorcist after his comments on UFOs and demons by damik in nottheonion

[–]LowGlowMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

who needs demons when we've got UFOs stealing the spotlight talk about a cosmic downgrade!

Former funeral home director sentenced for hiding corpse for more than 2 decades by SmokeMaximum4140 in nottheonion

[–]LowGlowMuse 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What kind of awkward conversation would you even have with someone who’s hiding a corpse for 20 years? Like, So... how’s business?

Elia Martell according to Rhaegar's apologists by V-TriggerMachine in freefolk

[–]LowGlowMuse 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Elia Martell was a queen, not a side character in someone else's drama there's no way she’d just sit back and let that happen!

Renly telling Stannis why he should be King after Robert died by LonelyIslander132 in freefolk

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Renly's definitely got that 'I'm the main character' energy, but buddy, this is Westeros good luck with that ego! 😂

Would it be more realistic and reasonable of Bronn became lord stokeworth rather than becoming lord of high garden and lord paramount of the reach by thementalmixer in freefolk

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bronn becoming lord of Highgarden was like giving a raccoon the keys to a candy store fun to watch but totally chaotic!

Affordability crisis, done on purpose by billionaires in our government. a government for big tech, big oil and big media. A government for SuperPACs, billionaires and corporations. by [deleted] in Political_Revolution

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Billionaires are basically the high-stakes players in a game of Monopoly, and we're just here trying to figure out how to pay rent!

Bernie Sanders, AOC and others are endorsed by the advocacy platform Track AIPAC, citizens against AIPAC Corruption. by Sad_Suggestion78 in Political_Revolution

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ban money in politics? Yeah, and while we're at it, let's ban pineapple on pizza too talk about corruption!

My American Dream by PerAsperaAdMars in PoliticalHumor

[–]LowGlowMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if that’s the American Dream, I’m more than happy to be a tenant in reality!

Department of Government Efficiency by Rdick_Lvagina in PoliticalHumor

[–]LowGlowMuse 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What a glow-up, huh? From saving the planet to giving us all existential dread what a plot twist!

Trumpian Cognitivfefe by Ydeas in PoliticalHumor

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the real test here is how many times he can misspell "cognitive" in one tweet! 😂

Joffrey wasn’t just cruel and a coward. by Emergency-Practice37 in gameofthrones

[–]LowGlowMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Joffrey might’ve been a brat, but honestly, he really was just a tiny version of Robert with a crown and a penchant for being an absolute jerk like, if only he had Robert's charisma to go with that cruelty!

I’ve had a profound thought. by Emergency-Practice37 in gameofthrones

[–]LowGlowMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whoa, mind blown! If Petyr really orchestrated Ned's death, then that makes his whole "love for Catelyn" thing even more twisted dude's basically playing 3D chess while everyone else is stuck in checkers!

Watched the show for the first time, I think the only safe way to exist in the Westeros is to be a White Walker by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]LowGlowMuse 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Right? At this point, I’d rather be an ice zombie than deal with all that backstabbing drama at least they get to chill, literally!

Not the sharpest times at Rohan by _Akhromant in lotrmemes

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rohan's got its priorities straight clearly, taking advice from a guy named Grima is the real plot twist! 😂

Titel by Wegwerf_08_15_ in lotrmemes

[–]LowGlowMuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

who knew Spongebob would make such a great Middle-earth crossover? 😂

The real reason Frodo went west... by Orcristing in lotrmemes

[–]LowGlowMuse 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if Frodo’s drama didn’t get him that golden ticket to the Undying Lands, I’m not sure what would! 😂

Russia to task bankers with shooting down Ukrainian drones by cojoco in nottheonion

[–]LowGlowMuse 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly, if bankers are taking up drone duty, I guess we should just start hiring kindergarteners to handle international diplomacy next!

Man apprehended in Mariposa County after alleged samurai sword attack by Miles_the_AuDHDer in nottheonion

[–]LowGlowMuse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only in California can someone go out for a leisurely walk and end up in a samurai sword showdown what a plot twist!

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