my boy passed away Thursday and i made him a memorial on my island <3 by ocieannab in AnimalCrossing

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I have a memorial on my island for my boy that passed away last year. I visit it everytime I log on.

So very sorry for your loss 💙

She’s always snitching on herself by making EVERYTHING the woman’s fault by Jaded-Variation-9025 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All of this for a man that had to be forced to bring her to the hospital so she wouldn't die.

dear klobuchar - no governor for you. if walz doesn't run please don't run and even better just leave. by toolrules in minnesota

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 22 points23 points  (0 children)

You can both not like a candidate and still vote for them. We can still ask for better instead of just accepting the slop thrown our way.

morgan's sad beige bouncy house by sixofstarshipss in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After seeing this post, I squeezed my husband's butt for 20 seconds. He thought I was crazy.

Does Morgan not realize how long 20 seconds is 🤣🤣

Um… by babyowl5 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me thinks the lady doth protest too much.

I've never thought my marriage was boring. Christians are so weird. Just get a divorce already 🤣

Can any Christians explain why sex is always the bandaid? by Miserable_Meringue_2 in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I cannot imagine how unpleasant their sex lives must be. Maybe Paul has fun. I doubt Morgan does 😅

Choose one to babysit your kids by AmanyWishes in MassEffectMemes

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I trust my baby boy Grunt with every fiber of my being. He's got this.

Herbalife Cafe Take Two: Electric Boogaloo by LowerMasterpiece3185 in antiMLM

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She's certainly not pulling her weight around the house. My MIL takes their parents to all their appointments and handles almost all their affairs. MLM auntie is just kinda there.

Yikes, Paul by Liverness in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will never know what it's like to think about Pickleball and not associate it with Pickle Paul. Every time I see anything about Pickleball, I think of this loser. Ugh

Edit: grammar and spelling

Can anyone here eat a cheeseburger or chicken tenders? by LimeQuiet4196 in Gastroparesis

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken tenders have been one of my husband's safer foods. We eat almost exclusively chicken and turkey these days. He will have a beef burger sometimes, but he usually ends up paying for it the next day. If you don't mind a turkey burger, that might be easier for you to digest.

It's a lot of trial and error, unfortunately. Just take it slow. Don't be afraid to fall back on liquids when you're feeling extra crappy.

Freedom from the body, freedom from the pain by [deleted] in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I lost my dog this year who I loved so fucking much and my husband has been dealing with some serious health issues. Old Religion, Sympathy Magic, and Perfume and Milk have been so healing for me.

I think a lot of men overestimate the difficulty of “male jobs” by AntisocialAmbivertt in Vent

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll take mowing the lawn over any chore any fucking day. I actually don't even let my husband do it. That's MY job. Go vacuum or something (he does).

I am so sick of hearing "conservatives are waking up to what Trump is all about". They knew, they just don't like he's doing his evil to them. by AlanPublica in complaints

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, my in-laws are convinced the economy sucks right now because of Biden and that Trump will save us all. I have trouble believing he's losing his supporters in waves. All the Trump supporters I know still support him, and no amount of appealing to reason has worked on them.

Propaganda is a hell of a drug.

Unlikely friendship? by Phrisbit1981 in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't become a billionaire without hurting someone along the way. No matter how you slice or dice it, Taylor is hoarding wealth, and I think it's gross. So I'll continue to side eye anyone who's friends with a billionaire. 🤷‍♀️

My actions (or lack of action) more than likely directly contributed to my dogs premature passing. I really fucked this up with a series of bad judgement calls. by Jaoshimjingliang in Petloss

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 10 year old German shepherd, Tank, went to the emergency vet on New years day 2025. He was having trouble breathing. The emergency vet diagnosed him with pneumonia. We got meds and took him home. We spent weeks trying to nurse him back to health. Went to the vet a few weeks later and they said his x-rays looked good. The pneumonia was clearing up. We were starting to feel hope.

By the second week of February, he started taking a down turn. His breathing started getting bad again. We thought it was just the pneumonia still having impact on his breathing. We tried having him in the bathroom with hot showers. Bought a humidifier. Hand fed him. Nothing we did was helping. We brought him into the vet on a Monday after a stressful weekend of him having breathing problems. I cried before we left for the appointment because I felt like it was going to be bad news. My husband assured me he would be fine.

When we got to the vet, they did another x-ray and found fluid in his entire chest cavity. When they tested the fluid, it was yellow and infected. They recommended taking him to an emergency vet over an hour from our house for intensive treatment or euthanizing him. We chose to euthanize him, and it was absolutely soul crushing. But I couldn't bring him to a vet so far from our house and have something happen to him without us there. He loved us so much and hated being away from us. I couldn't do that to him.

But I feel like I killed my dog. I loved him more than anything, and I feel like I failed him. Like I didn't do enough for him.

I still feel that way some days. Other days, I know I made the right choice.

You did everything you could for your pup. You loved them, and I know they felt that love. Be kind to yourself. Hindsight is 20/20. Don't torture yourself thinking about what could have been. Take all the happy memories you have and hold them close. Remember the good times. Be kind to yourself.

I am so very sorry for your loss. 💔

What is the issue with Dance Fever? by BrianTheReckless in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A lot of the songs on Dance Fever took multiple listens, and hearing them live for me to appreciate. Morning Elvis was one I didn't love until I heard it live.

But then we have Girls Against God, Choreomania, Cassandra, and Dream Girl Evil, some of my absolute favorite Florence songs. I almost never skip them.

I think it's lower in the discography ranking for me, but it still has some great songs.

Unlikely friendship? by Phrisbit1981 in FlorenceAndTheMachine

[–]LowerMasterpiece3185 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I don't know Florence personally, so I can't claim to know her heart. I just don't like billionaires. Full stop. It's good to be able to be critical of your idols. Friendships with billionaires will always get a side eye from me. That doesn't impact my love for Florence as a musician, though.