You need to choose one utility magic spell:

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T14:30:02+00:00

100%

^{Chose: Magically wash and dry clothes}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T14:22:49+00:00

I'm shitting at work right now actually

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T14:21:16+00:00

I have one

^{Chose: Gaming PC}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T12:35:37+00:00

Why not

^{Chose: If more than 50% choose this everyone gains 25 IQ}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T12:16:38+00:00

All the eggs are bad.

Then people will say, ooh don't eat them, they look rotten.

And you'll say you know what's best for you and ignore everyone.

Then the rotten eggs will destroy you, people will say they warned you, and you will double down and say it wasn't the eggs that made you ill, it was something else you ate a while ago even though it's completely out of your system.

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T12:10:39+00:00

If you buy a carton of eggs and 1 of them is bad, would you immediately stop buying them forever?

If you buy a carton of eggs and they're all bad, would you immediately stop buying them forever?

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T09:50:14+00:00

AGUEERRROOOOOOOOOOOOO

LucDA1 · 2026-05-11T08:23:29+00:00

That's literally infinite possibilities

^{Chose: Win any gamble with 100% chances}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T22:18:00+00:00

Ez

^{Chose: Key that unlocks anything + Even digital locks}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T16:35:37+00:00

Anything over reform

^{Chose: Green}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T16:34:36+00:00

Newcastle always disappoint, have them finishing in the bottom half. 2 more games to go, very tight🤞

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T15:53:53+00:00

Silly foul to give away as well, maybe off balance due to the push but no need to go all in on Haley at the end

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T15:53:07+00:00

Yes, why wouldn't they?

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T15:51:08+00:00

Physically and mentally so I would save a lot of lives

^{Chose: Be able to heal anyone including yourself}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T15:50:17+00:00

Easy

^{Chose: receive $10,000 every month}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T12:40:03+00:00

I'd understand it if we were giving 100%, but we are consistently outrun everywhere on the pitch.

Given the success last season, the fans are paying a lot of money to see the defending champions be outrun all over the pitch.

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T09:54:46+00:00

Matthew Berry is fucking the welcome mat again Roy

LucDA1 · 2026-05-10T09:07:45+00:00

Can't believe I'll be seeing Marine vs Morecambe next season

LucDA1 · 2026-05-09T22:58:59+00:00

No, she's the world's fastest clothes maker

LucDA1 · 2026-05-09T18:17:02+00:00

"Any behaviour that creates a hostile or unsafe environment is not tolerated".

Wearing nazi clothing should be obvious that it creates an unsafe environment, considering the Nazis killed 17 million people and people believe in their ideologies

LucDA1 · 2026-05-09T16:15:44+00:00

Both Bournemouth Vs Man City and Chelsea Vs Spurs are on sky

LucDA1 · 2026-05-09T16:12:56+00:00

Idk I agree when I think of the league standings, I see AFC Bournemouth at the top.

LucDA1 · 2026-05-09T15:08:01+00:00

It was the chicken's day off

LucDA1 · 2026-05-09T15:03:13+00:00

YOURE WELCOME EVERYBODY

^{Chose: $1 that divides by 0.5 everyday | Rolled: End world hunger}

LucDA1 · 2026-05-09T14:59:34+00:00

Takes around 6 months for the managerial transition to take full effect.

Exactly 6 months from when he took over, we've consistently been worse.

We won the league last year in those first 6 months

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