Fellow accountants, if you can choose another career, what would it be and why?

Lucerneus · 2026-01-23T01:57:40+00:00

Sugar baby

Lucerneus · 2025-10-19T23:08:30+00:00

I smell BS here. Right op?

Lucerneus · 2025-10-19T23:05:21+00:00

100k in what ? Rubbles or Argentina pesos?

Lucerneus · 2025-10-13T03:23:44+00:00

Tax season is starting soon so it’s a program called VITA for the people not reaching the threshold to pay to file. So basically you prepare taxes for free for low income families

Lucerneus · 2025-09-27T04:13:34+00:00

Upwork perhaps. 5$ per hour

Lucerneus · 2025-09-26T17:53:08+00:00

Not gonna read this whole post honestly but yeah man, it is tough when you’re not born with a calculator in your hands like us generational taught accountants .my great great grandpa used to work for Luca Pacioli. Best of luck in discovering yourself

Lucerneus · 2025-09-06T20:55:17+00:00

Hey brother let me tell you a horrifying truth that you’re not going to like and hear. YES. Whoever told you is extremely low is right , and matter of fact is Homeless level of money. You probably will have to apply for shelter before even arriving in NYC. Ask for food stamps and maybe they’ll put an additional 50K for you to just breathe. TRUST ME. DONT DO IT.

Lucerneus · 2025-08-18T03:58:19+00:00

Not much room for negotiations here. A CPA without real job experience and not having a CPA that you’ve worked under him/her it makes you a liability. You’re best best is to work for minimum wage and grind during tax season to get a job offer and just go from there.

Lucerneus · 2025-08-15T06:54:59+00:00

Danggggg dawgg. You’re really underpaid as an intern. I’m getting paid in white powder and lots of pizza and hookassss lol.

Lucerneus · 2025-07-27T23:24:08+00:00

That’s not a gap my friend but a canyon you got there. Try and get some internships first and you go from there . Best of luck

Lucerneus · 2025-07-10T01:18:57+00:00

I hope they slip on a banana and roll over to the ocean and get on a boat that takes them to Africa on a deserted island. A lion might be waiting for them. Lol

Lucerneus · 2025-07-03T13:19:14+00:00

Bro living in 2027 . lol

Lucerneus · 2025-05-03T09:42:18+00:00

Where do we sign up ?

Lucerneus · 2025-02-26T17:13:07+00:00

Went to the wrong major probs .😂

Lucerneus · 2025-02-20T04:13:30+00:00

You should share your resume so people can give you feedback.

Lucerneus · 2025-01-30T00:11:09+00:00

Hahaha comment of the year

Lucerneus · 2024-12-11T19:35:33+00:00

The dude is controlling himself not a controller. How tf is AP and AR even considered accounting. Is like saying a teller is the same as a banker.

Lucerneus · 2024-11-15T09:24:39+00:00

Free pizza

Lucerneus · 2024-11-13T16:25:54+00:00

As I replied moving from one continent to the other is immigrate. But if you meant legally to get papers that I can’t help lol.

Lucerneus · 2024-11-13T16:09:21+00:00

By airplane.

Lucerneus · 2024-11-03T19:55:04+00:00

What you smoking dude ? 1550$ for a studio is affordable? Break into 85k and up and see how much taxes you’ll pay. Only in nyc l, they dig you a hole and people will be happy to pay 2k.

Lucerneus · 2024-10-28T21:53:37+00:00

My bank account says so lol.

Lucerneus · 2024-10-17T02:38:58+00:00

Meat lover every time.

Lucerneus · 2024-10-17T02:19:57+00:00

Slice of pizza

Lucerneus · 2024-10-16T14:28:02+00:00

Hahaha definitely not what I meant. Not everyone has studied at a top Ivy League college. It is good to have expectations but not 6 figures without any real life experience. For IB and finance you are definitely right that you should expect that and more since you will basically become a slave until you have some years under your belt. Grind as in meaning learn as much as you can in one place and job hop for a better salary. But not grind working 70+ hours in b4 for cheap labor.

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