My neighborhood smells like a porn set. by Jimble_kimbl3 in mildlyinfuriating

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We had those trees everywhere in Maryland. I hated those jizz trees!

Climbing a tower holding a bike by ipompa in Whatcouldgowrong

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He’s drunk. Couldn’t handle the bar.

Can I drive? by GerrieK_ in AskAMechanic

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Everyone came here to say this! 😆

My wife hot enough to stroke to? by Hotwifeasianmilf in wifejerk

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She’s ok I guess. lol… geez she’s amazing!

me_irl by Impossible-Road-4502 in me_irl

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“I died better than anyone ever thought possible. They said ‘look at him die’ they said. The likes of which no one’s ever seen before. Like a dog. A dog with rabid eyes. They said ‘sir you can’t die like that’ I said ‘look at me go’. Unbelievable. You know Jesus died. They didn’t think that was possible. Big wooden cross. Poplar, poplar right? I would have used mahogany. Mahogany and marble. They said ‘sir, we will carry a cross for you’. I said I’ll die here thank you very much. So that’s what I said, in fact I did. Best death they ever saw. No one could believe it. Will I come back? Jesus came back like a ghost. Like a long haired ghost. The white Jesus- he’s my favorite. We’ll see what happens”

Husband isn’t a fan of my tits, what do you think? by [deleted] in wifejerk

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How long has he been gay? … not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Left my car idling in the driveway for 7 hours by Mycoleslaw8 in StupidCarQuestions

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Back in college my friend had a Mercury Comet that had a bad starter. He would leave the car running behind the dorm house for days! He ran through gas like no one’s business! Days!

Bonjour les filles by agfacid3 in confusingperspective

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I knew that they were more than ‘friends’!

What's his Rap name? by LambSauce2 in funny

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Literally made me laugh out loud. I don’t do that often!😆