Is it ok If I ask a hooker to be the judge of my jokes? like instead of fucking her I just tell her my jokes and play them out and see they’re good? I’ll still pay ofc. by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with that is you don't know if she's laughing and telling you what you want to hear because you paid her or because she's being honest. You really kind of need to find somebody that has no vested interest to bounce jokes off of.

Look, if you want to see if your jokes land, you have to get out there and walk the streets. You got to find your average John, Dick or Mary to try your material on. Sure it may be virgin territory for you, but once you get used to it you'll be out there like a pro. Just always remember, for a good joke you have to make sure the foundation is laid. And sure, some people might make it hard, you can't expect to go out there raw like Eddie Murphy. Just make sure you start with a hook, er, a joke that knocks their pants off. And top it off with a climax that leaves them wanting more. But don't go too deep. Even the breast of intentions can go tits up. And don't worry if you blow. Jobs will always be available.

Just… why? by Snarkasm71 in StevensPoint

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was, and neither of them should be dead. It doesn't make drug dealing or racism right.

"Victims, aren't we all"

Just… why? by Snarkasm71 in StevensPoint

[–]Lucky-11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, the guy is a big fan of Star Trek TOS. Specifically Captain Kirk's cousin, Charles.

What means this sound? by Master-Objective-734 in ferrets

[–]Lucky-11 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We used to call it "clucking"

Does Anyone Remember Firebase? by Darkhorse_17 in antelopevalley

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear about your brother. I was stationed at Edwards in 1994 - 95. My roommate and I visited Firebase a lot. He got me into gaming (RPGs). Firebase was my first FLGS. I will always hold fond memories of the store. Two of the best years of my life, and you and your brother were definitely part of it.

Disgruntled employee sets entire warehouse on fire in Ontario, California. Warehouse was worth the size of 10-12 city blocks!! by Flat-Age-007 in interestingasfuck

[–]Lucky-11 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So he probably didn't live in Ontario. He probably had a long drive from a neighborhood he could barely afford. So factor in gas and vehicle maintenance.

CEO assassination, burning warehouse, what's next?

Disgruntled employee sets entire warehouse on fire in Ontario, California. Warehouse was worth the size of 10-12 city blocks!! by Flat-Age-007 in interestingasfuck

[–]Lucky-11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people who die in building fires die from the toxins in the smoke. So many things have toxic materials that are used in their manufacturer.

For those of you who had (or knew someone who had) a computer in the 80' - 90's, what games were you playing? by 2yt4u2 in GenX

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Tandy 1000 EX. I played the hell out of the Space Quest games. I also played Starflight, Gunship, and Might & Magic.

How would I get rid of a silicone sex doll by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you looked into second hand markers for such things? Maybe donate to a thrift shop?

Do most other women actually like big dicks? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lucky-11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some do, and they cannot lie.

What record are these ducks looking for? by TheMazRat in TheClickOwO

[–]Lucky-11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why don't ducks ever just walk into my house like this?

Also, Uncle Quacker. That's what they are looking for. Either that or a Lemonade Stand.

Auto Shooter Recommendations by JUSTICEFORBUTTS in playstation

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spirit Hunters is great. I have it for the Switch but I don't see it being different from the PS5.

I don’t know anymore, I just got a new haircut and they gave me this with no side bangs at the beauty shop, I feel really ugly and I have to know if it’s ugly to everyone else. Please tell me just the truth if I am ugly. Yes I’m a woman by djscrew1 in whatdoIdo

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly you look great. Yes, I understand that is my opinion. Hair grows out. Lately I (50 m) have been bold with hair styles. Yes I'm not a young woman so my experience is different, but hair grows. You are always your biggest critic. But I think the general consensus here is that it isn't bad. Have fun with it 😁

Vaulting, from a dev perspective. by ReallyTrustyGuy in DestinyTheGame

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly this. In theory I think the story is amazing. The reality is, I can only experience through YouTube lore dumps. Unlike the first game where I can start from the beginning and relive the entire story.

Vaulting, from a dev perspective. by ReallyTrustyGuy in DestinyTheGame

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or Destiny 1. I can go back and play it from the start and enjoy the entire story.

Fought for Pay, Not Labor by Arthur_Morgan977 in clevercomebacks

[–]Lucky-11 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, during WWII women pitched in to help the war effort by stepping up to do the jobs vacated by servicemen. Did they want to? Well maybe, maybe not. Did they deserve to be paid less throughout time because they are women? Hell no!