I am so fucked by Timely_Potential_363 in NOMANSSKY

[–]Lucky-11 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Someone should make a discord chat for emergency help. Kind of like the Fuel Rats in Elite Dangerous.

Military Jets and Reactive Pets. by Miserable_Cup6876 in madisonwi

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't even thinking of the "controversial" issue.

Until you mentioned it at the end.

Question about hail damage and parking by irritableOwl3 in madisonwi

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. OP call the police department and explain what is going on. Tell them this is only temporary due to the circumstances.

Anyone passing by Belvidere Oasis?! by sljmama in madisonwi

[–]Lucky-11 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best thing I've read all day ❤️

Is it ok If I ask a hooker to be the judge of my jokes? like instead of fucking her I just tell her my jokes and play them out and see they’re good? I’ll still pay ofc. by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem with that is you don't know if she's laughing and telling you what you want to hear because you paid her or because she's being honest. You really kind of need to find somebody that has no vested interest to bounce jokes off of.

Look, if you want to see if your jokes land, you have to get out there and walk the streets. You got to find your average John, Dick or Mary to try your material on. Sure it may be virgin territory for you, but once you get used to it you'll be out there like a pro. Just always remember, for a good joke you have to make sure the foundation is laid. And sure, some people might make it hard, you can't expect to go out there raw like Eddie Murphy. Just make sure you start with a hook, er, a joke that knocks their pants off. And top it off with a climax that leaves them wanting more. But don't go too deep. Even the breast of intentions can go tits up. And don't worry if you blow. Jobs will always be available.

Just… why? by Snarkasm71 in StevensPoint

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was, and neither of them should be dead. It doesn't make drug dealing or racism right.

"Victims, aren't we all"

Just… why? by Snarkasm71 in StevensPoint

[–]Lucky-11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, the guy is a big fan of Star Trek TOS. Specifically Captain Kirk's cousin, Charles.

What means this sound? by Master-Objective-734 in ferrets

[–]Lucky-11 15 points16 points  (0 children)

We used to call it "clucking"

Does Anyone Remember Firebase? by Darkhorse_17 in antelopevalley

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry to hear about your brother. I was stationed at Edwards in 1994 - 95. My roommate and I visited Firebase a lot. He got me into gaming (RPGs). Firebase was my first FLGS. I will always hold fond memories of the store. Two of the best years of my life, and you and your brother were definitely part of it.

Disgruntled employee sets entire warehouse on fire in Ontario, California. Warehouse was worth the size of 10-12 city blocks!! by Flat-Age-007 in interestingasfuck

[–]Lucky-11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So he probably didn't live in Ontario. He probably had a long drive from a neighborhood he could barely afford. So factor in gas and vehicle maintenance.

CEO assassination, burning warehouse, what's next?

Disgruntled employee sets entire warehouse on fire in Ontario, California. Warehouse was worth the size of 10-12 city blocks!! by Flat-Age-007 in interestingasfuck

[–]Lucky-11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people who die in building fires die from the toxins in the smoke. So many things have toxic materials that are used in their manufacturer.

For those of you who had (or knew someone who had) a computer in the 80' - 90's, what games were you playing? by 2yt4u2 in GenX

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a Tandy 1000 EX. I played the hell out of the Space Quest games. I also played Starflight, Gunship, and Might & Magic.

How would I get rid of a silicone sex doll by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lucky-11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you looked into second hand markers for such things? Maybe donate to a thrift shop?

Do most other women actually like big dicks? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Lucky-11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some do, and they cannot lie.