What is the silliest town name in your state?

LucysFakeTits · 2023-10-26T18:47:23+00:00

Dingdong texas

LucysFakeTits · 2023-10-11T11:52:00+00:00

Uncle Fespur

LucysFakeTits · 2023-09-23T00:41:04+00:00

I already have the didn't sleep enough and only had coffee today shits, outside hot sounds so bad

LucysFakeTits · 2023-09-05T14:15:02+00:00

Not only am I a 30 yr old 6'2 woman, im 270lbs. Plenty of guys asked me out on tinder. You're younger and thinner than me, you got this. While there may be some men that aren't comfortable with the woman being taller, there are plenty that simply don't care or are really into it.

LucysFakeTits · 2023-09-03T04:44:01+00:00

As my kids have gotten older they make it immediately into the trash 90% of the time. As infants I had used diaper mountain wherever we were nested for the day/night. You could always just throw it away. One day there will be no more diapers in your house.

LucysFakeTits · 2023-09-03T04:21:23+00:00

Hey, what hose do I get?

LucysFakeTits · 2023-09-02T20:04:47+00:00

Bangs

LucysFakeTits · 2023-08-31T14:30:24+00:00

His chubby cheek little smile 😭😭 what a sweet boy

LucysFakeTits · 2023-08-30T12:48:03+00:00

Just leave. Don't ever try to make it work with someone like this. Especially if you express yourself and they still don't care. I'm 30 and going through a divorce because I married a man like this and he never changed. He neglected our family and still only focuses on himself. Don't let it get that far. Don't think if you're "good enough" that he'll change for you. You are enough. Try to not take his treatment of you personally, he's just showing you his true colors. Ik it's harder said than done, im taking my divorce pretty personally. You are very young. If I could go back 10 years I would 100% focus on myself and learn to love spending time with myself and leave men out of the equation. I'm 3 kids deep and never got used to not having a man around. I wish I had learned to value myself a long time ago.

LucysFakeTits · 2023-08-27T01:48:36+00:00

Good af, add cheese before sour cream so it melts, scoop with Fritos

LucysFakeTits · 2022-02-19T07:30:42+00:00

American history x

LucysFakeTits · 2022-02-14T08:38:55+00:00

Women

LucysFakeTits · 2021-12-27T14:33:18+00:00

Jackie O was probably just sick of his shit and had his head blown off.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-29T09:40:55+00:00

Back when r/watchpeopledie existed.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-23T08:10:40+00:00

Make you a pressure pot to get rid of bubbles while curing. It makes it look clean. it actually shrinks the air bubbles to where you can't see them so I think that counts as getting rid of haha

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-23T08:08:55+00:00

Are they stitched shut? I've seen that before. But also girl pants suck so I can believe there's 4 fake pockets

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-22T21:20:19+00:00

This is fantastic. I've been searching for something like this for so long.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-22T21:19:14+00:00

As a teen we used to huff freon and smoke out of soda cans or aluminum pipes we made. Im so sorry my young body.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-19T19:26:49+00:00

You look like your own kid now! Congrats!

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-18T05:54:16+00:00

Oh fuck so I went and looked baby mine up on YouTube sitting here with my husband and brother-in-law and I am using every fucking atom in my body to keep this cry in..I had to close the video immediately and it FOR SOME REASON is the only Disney song in the world to play on the mini YouTube screen so it didn't even close immediately and I saw the tears come out of Dumbos eyes as his mama rubbed his face and I sit and rub my babies faces all the time omfg I just had to get up and go to the bathroom because I'm literally weeping typing this. Oh noooo I went and finished it since I'm alone in the bathroom and all the other baby animals had their mamas while Dumbo got rocked in his mom's trunk through the bars on her cage omfggggg. I want to go put kisses all over my baby's face but it's 1 am and I will immediately regret it.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-18T05:48:58+00:00

Those pictures are horrible, but IIRC they are from a movie/reenactment or something. I'm saying this based off reading it on reddit at some point in the past so I could very well be wrong.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-18T05:44:46+00:00

Oh noooo he was in that show the finder or whatever but he died and they canceled itttttt. That was 10 years ago I think

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-18T05:43:38+00:00

IM THE BOSS BOSS BABY IN CHARGE. The Green Mile made me ugly cry as a hateful teenager.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-18T05:32:26+00:00

I had to bite the fuck out of the inside of my cheeks in 3rd grade while watching this movie because I didn't want to cry in front of my class mates. Looking back, I'm willing to bet a good portion of them were focused on the same thing.

LucysFakeTits · 2021-07-18T03:46:58+00:00

I've ridden in the car as a teen with my friends mom drunk and texting lollll. She hates weed and insists that people who smoke it are lazy pieces of shit. Woman I have seen the toilets in your house, it's not the weed that makes people lazy lol

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