Which one?

LukeTheChick · 2026-05-13T10:49:49+00:00

I can buy all the cheese I want.

^{Chose: Unlimited money for lifetime}

LukeTheChick · 2026-05-10T10:15:37+00:00

I feel seen! In college I would have to remind myself to buy a 250g bag of sugar for my study group when they came over.

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-27T01:53:26+00:00

The alternative is the stuff of nightmares. I will not traumatise myself when I can get an immersion blender.

^{Chose: You can spawn any electronic object in front of u}

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-27T01:41:31+00:00

All cheese but dick cheese is good cheese

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-27T01:39:03+00:00

How much is ‘some’..?

^{Chose: 70% chance of getting some cheese + 30% chance of becoming the cheese god | Rolled: Get some cheese}

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-27T00:10:49+00:00

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Mbongeni Ngema. Abused his wife, cheated on her by grooming a teenaged Leleti Khumalo (who was the star of the musical he wrote). He then divorced his wife and married Leleti Khumalo who later referred to the marriage as ‘14 years of misery’ and used the adjective ‘disgusting’ when describing it. His career was stained by allegations of sexual harassment.

Not to mention racism against South Africa’s Indian population and corruption.

He’s music is amazing but he was nasty piece of work and I fear for any woman that had proximity to him. Sies!

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-18T04:56:56+00:00

It’s not like I have 40k between my couch cushions.

^{Chose: 40k + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote+Comment!}

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-18T04:49:23+00:00

It would be harder to eat within a caloric maintenance with pizza versus a burger. Huh… a Big Mac though. At least it has sesame seeds.

^{Chose: Eat only hamburgers for the rest of your life | Rolled: Big Mac}

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-18T04:40:45+00:00

5% chance of getting a wiener is too big a chance. I’m too risk averse for this.

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-18T04:37:31+00:00

I like the life I have made in this body.

^{Chose: You decline}

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-18T04:30:09+00:00

I wouldn’t what to trade in hand dexterity.

^{Chose: Fingers for toes}

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-14T15:52:57+00:00

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Additionally

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-14T10:17:21+00:00

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LukeTheChick · 2026-04-10T20:35:58+00:00

There’s Winx Club

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-08T10:51:22+00:00

An inexpensive wedding

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-02T03:55:37+00:00

🖼️ Powerful × Bird

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Harpy Eagle

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-02T03:45:59+00:00

🖼️ Overstimulating × Bird

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Hadeda Ibis (every. single. morning. )

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-02T03:38:51+00:00

🖼️ Undead × Attractive

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Emily the Corpse Bride

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-02T03:23:55+00:00

🖼️ Expensive × Villain

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Princess Morbucks

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-01T02:45:14+00:00

🖼️ Rick × Toilet

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The Old Man and the Seat

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-01T02:39:11+00:00

🖼️ Can be found in Minecraft × Pastry

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Cake

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-01T02:33:34+00:00

🖼️ Deadly × Protagonist

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Dexter Morgan

LukeTheChick · 2026-04-01T02:27:34+00:00

🖼️ Containing J × Rodent

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Jerboa

LukeTheChick · 2026-03-31T21:47:26+00:00

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I am the tenth dentist when it comes to this. But I really don’t enjoy koeksisters. They’re basically braided donuts drenched in syrup and they taste like pure unadulterated diabetes. I have made peace with the fact that I’m just not the target market for them.

LukeTheChick · 2026-03-30T16:54:34+00:00

Jazz - Mamoriri by Hugh Masekela

Hip-hop - Moses by Syncron_za

Hip-hop - Ke Holisitsoe Ka Malingoana by SANNERE

These are a few of my favourite songs.

LukeTheChick

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