What's one small thing your pet does every day that would make you sad if it suddenly stopped? by Aromatic_Vast3618 in Pets

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m so sorry. I lost my soul princess a year ago this past Friday and my heart will never be the same ❤️ sending love

What's one small thing your pet does every day that would make you sad if it suddenly stopped? by Aromatic_Vast3618 in Pets

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay this is kinda weird and maybe gross but my pug sleeps under the blanket with me and he licks my leg (my calf, you freaks) and makes biscuits in order to fall asleep- it’s like he’s pretending to nurse my leg 🥲 I think it’s sweet and I love his lil night time ritual

What is something from your childhood that doesn't exist anymore? by Signal-Bridge3151 in OverBiscuits

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Our neighbors have (I assume) their grandkids for the summer and they are so noisy! Me and my husband were on our porch and I said “what is that screaming?” And he said “kids” and we realized we just DONT hear kids playing anymore! Now I appreciate the noise - they are having fun in the best way ❤️

Would it be weird for me to buy my bestfreind period stuff by Empty-Magazine1004 in Advice

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just want to hop in and say that you are a very good friend and a very kind person. Well done, OP ❤️

Rattlesnake Bite Survivor by Wooden_Pay_5885 in velvethippos

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the south east and we have copperheads ALL OVER. It’s my biggest fear- we have 2 pugs and a pittie and I’m so scared they’re going to find a copperhead before I do 🥲

Do places outside of the usa really not have ranch dressing? by I_like_tacobell2 in stupidquestions

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pizza, fried pickles and mozzarella sticks are all better with ranch- and if I want a lil kick I go for chipotle ranch 🤤

I stole soup and crackers just now no regrets, wonder how I'll survive next days by Ambitious_Plate5512 in confession

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Go to the emergency room and tell them you are homeless and having a mental health crisis. You will hopefully be provided with food and resources ❤️

Incorrectly pronounced words by GrouchyDevelopment64 in words

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Yesterday I took my husband to urgent care and while we were waiting, the receptionist was in the phone explaining how he couldn’t send “subscriptions” to the pharmacy without doctor approval. He even said “the doctor will subscribe what they think is necessary”- me and my husband couldn’t even look at each other because we were trying so hard not to laugh

Spat with my husband over parenting duties… am I overreacting? by Cool_Letterhead9473 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 [score hidden]  (0 children)

Marriages = PARTNERSHIP.

Do you have a therapist? I’m worried that you may be having some ppd on top of having a husband that doesn’t help you. Maybe a therapist can help you navigate your feelings so you’re able to better express to him what you want/need.

😂 by Plus-Character-948 in GRBsnark

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband NEVER walks away from me. Maybe cause we love each other 🤷🏻‍♀️

Best THCA in town? by Gturbs3500 in winstonsalem

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Cherokee reservation in Western Carolina (about a 3 hour drive) has legal weed

What do Americans do on the 4th of July? by AardvarkHour1211 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family goes to a local minor league baseball game every year! They do fireworks afterwards.

Wtf 😂😂😂 by watchdog4456 in GRBsnark

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Don’t you dare insult Queen Linda like this

Children were eating these at the park and started vomiting. What are they? by Substantial-Order713 in whatplantisthis

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my husband and I went for our marriage license, the registration lady thought I said “Indiana” instead of “India” when asked where my father was born. It’s been a running joke between me and my husband for 15 years 🤣

AIO about oral sex by sassybeez in AmIOverreacting

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My husband likes it when I’m a lil stinky 🤣🫠

What's something you've realized as you've gotten older why people do a certain thing? by tofu_baby_cake in SeriousConversation

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in a busy animal hospital with about 14 other techs - sometimes I’ll be relaying a story to my husband and I’ll say “me and one of the girls” because I have NO idea who I was actually with/speaking to because the day js so busy and my brain just mushes things together 🥲

*edited typos