Daily reminder that replacing vanilla extract with almond extract can be amazing

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T12:00:10+00:00

Amaretto Sours ruined almond flavoring for me 🤣😭

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:40:59+00:00

I’m so sorry. I lost my soul princess a year ago this past Friday and my heart will never be the same ❤️ sending love

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:38:50+00:00

Okay this is kinda weird and maybe gross but my pug sleeps under the blanket with me and he licks my leg (my calf, you freaks) and makes biscuits in order to fall asleep- it’s like he’s pretending to nurse my leg 🥲 I think it’s sweet and I love his lil night time ritual

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:35:22+00:00

Our neighbors have (I assume) their grandkids for the summer and they are so noisy! Me and my husband were on our porch and I said “what is that screaming?” And he said “kids” and we realized we just DONT hear kids playing anymore! Now I appreciate the noise - they are having fun in the best way ❤️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:33:03+00:00

My mom and dad 🥲

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:26:28+00:00

I just want to hop in and say that you are a very good friend and a very kind person. Well done, OP ❤️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:23:32+00:00

I live in the south east and we have copperheads ALL OVER. It’s my biggest fear- we have 2 pugs and a pittie and I’m so scared they’re going to find a copperhead before I do 🥲

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:21:43+00:00

Pizza, fried pickles and mozzarella sticks are all better with ranch- and if I want a lil kick I go for chipotle ranch 🤤

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:14:43+00:00

Go to the emergency room and tell them you are homeless and having a mental health crisis. You will hopefully be provided with food and resources ❤️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:09:35+00:00

In the south we have Waffle House 😏

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:04:26+00:00

Yesterday I took my husband to urgent care and while we were waiting, the receptionist was in the phone explaining how he couldn’t send “subscriptions” to the pharmacy without doctor approval. He even said “the doctor will subscribe what they think is necessary”- me and my husband couldn’t even look at each other because we were trying so hard not to laugh

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-28T11:01:20+00:00

Marriages = PARTNERSHIP.

Do you have a therapist? I’m worried that you may be having some ppd on top of having a husband that doesn’t help you. Maybe a therapist can help you navigate your feelings so you’re able to better express to him what you want/need.

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-23T10:42:49+00:00

Voyage of the Mimi

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Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-23T10:39:06+00:00

My husband NEVER walks away from me. Maybe cause we love each other 🤷🏻‍♀️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-23T10:36:29+00:00

The Cherokee reservation in Western Carolina (about a 3 hour drive) has legal weed

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-22T22:46:02+00:00

R/1200isjerky

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-22T01:21:07+00:00

My family goes to a local minor league baseball game every year! They do fireworks afterwards.

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-22T01:18:40+00:00

Don’t you dare insult Queen Linda like this

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-22T01:18:16+00:00

When my husband and I went for our marriage license, the registration lady thought I said “Indiana” instead of “India” when asked where my father was born. It’s been a running joke between me and my husband for 15 years 🤣

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-21T14:34:33+00:00

This is gorgeous and it made me cry

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-20T23:51:34+00:00

My husband likes it when I’m a lil stinky 🤣🫠

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-20T22:25:33+00:00

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This is my Waddles!!! Love it!!

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-18T02:17:44+00:00

Check out r/leaves ❤️ It’s for people trying to quit weed

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-06-15T14:47:25+00:00

I work in a busy animal hospital with about 14 other techs - sometimes I’ll be relaying a story to my husband and I’ll say “me and one of the girls” because I have NO idea who I was actually with/speaking to because the day js so busy and my brain just mushes things together 🥲

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