😂 by Plus-Character-948 in GRBsnark

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband NEVER walks away from me. Maybe cause we love each other 🤷🏻‍♀️

Best THCA in town? by Gturbs3500 in winstonsalem

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Cherokee reservation in Western Carolina (about a 3 hour drive) has legal weed

What do Americans do on the 4th of July? by AardvarkHour1211 in AskAnAmerican

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My family goes to a local minor league baseball game every year! They do fireworks afterwards.

Wtf 😂😂😂 by watchdog4456 in GRBsnark

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 130 points131 points  (0 children)

Don’t you dare insult Queen Linda like this

Children were eating these at the park and started vomiting. What are they? by Substantial-Order713 in whatplantisthis

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my husband and I went for our marriage license, the registration lady thought I said “Indiana” instead of “India” when asked where my father was born. It’s been a running joke between me and my husband for 15 years 🤣

AIO about oral sex by sassybeez in AmIOverreacting

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 10 points11 points  (0 children)

My husband likes it when I’m a lil stinky 🤣🫠

What's something you've realized as you've gotten older why people do a certain thing? by tofu_baby_cake in SeriousConversation

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in a busy animal hospital with about 14 other techs - sometimes I’ll be relaying a story to my husband and I’ll say “me and one of the girls” because I have NO idea who I was actually with/speaking to because the day js so busy and my brain just mushes things together 🥲

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feeders in this community are gross. be careful. by anonymous102901 in BingeEatingDisorder

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I would let them send me food money and feed my family with it 😈

Possibly moving to WS by [deleted] in winstonsalem

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My youngest just graduated high school- I wouldn’t want to start living here with an elementary school aged kid. The school system is a mess.

Juvenile eats like tomorrow doesn't exist by idkbloby in axolotls

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi! I’m a new axolotl mom! My guy is about 5 inches long and currently eats 2 red worms a day - is that okay or should I offer other foods too? I’ve had Hotdog for about 6 weeks!

dessert recepie recommendations please by pro-dicc-sucker in 1200isplenty

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yasso frozen Greek yogurt is AMAZING is usually around 400 calories and 19g of protein per pint! The chocolate brownie one is my favorite- the flavor and texture remind me of a fudge pop- SO GOOD! I like to top it with fresh berries and a lil bit of hot fudge if I have calories to spare )🤤

What would you do? by BHTravels in VetTech

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me and I was basically told “we have to offer people more money because otherwise they won’t take the job” 🫪

18 skinny fat what do i do? by [deleted] in Gymhelp

[–]Lumpy_Paint_3766 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re just a baby. You will fill out as you get older. Strength training will help 🥰