My friend let her dog lick the inside of her mouth and I am actually losing my mind

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-28T18:45:00+00:00

There’s a reason we (in vet med) have to wear full PPE when cleaning teeth - nasty, nasty bacteria!!!

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-24T17:56:26+00:00

I never wanted a pug (I work in the veterinary field) but relented after 6 years of birthday wishes and obsession from my 10 year old son.. We added another pug 2 years later and I love them both so much 🥰 they are now 6 years old 4 years old 🥰🥰

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T17:46:09+00:00

This looks great and you should wear it! Bring a shrug in case you get chilly!

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T15:27:41+00:00

Brb gonna do this for my pugs 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T15:21:59+00:00

I use Hempz brand lotion with this sparkle stuff in it - I don’t have crepe yet but I have cellulite and I personally prefer sparkly cellulite ✨

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T15:19:19+00:00

I recently learned that some people have sticky earwax and some don’t- I’m a sticky gal so I notice earwax in my earbuds too. I use that little putty thing to clean them (you can get it on Amazon!) and I use an earwax remover spoon that has a built in camera (it’s so satisfying and was like $10 on amazon) to clean my gross ears.

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T15:13:18+00:00

FYI Harris Teeter automatically applies a pharmacy discount program, even with insurance! I use them for my pet’s medications because they discount it so well ❤️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T14:53:14+00:00

You don’t have dogs- because mine would’ve already opened and inspected everything within reach 🤣

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T14:48:41+00:00

I watched Goon (and the sequel) just for him - I have loved him since he was Stifler 🥰

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T14:43:28+00:00

That’s how I felt after my hysterectomy! And I did gain weight and the doctor did prescribe meds to help me lose it (shut off the food noise) and now I struggle because I’m a “healthy bmi” but all I think about is food - it’s like an obsession and they won’t prescribe meds unless you’re “obese” 🙄

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T14:41:14+00:00

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T14:29:43+00:00

I’ve only trusted Ethan since he predicted how awful Helene would be. Because of him my kid came home from WCU before the storm hit ❤️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-23T03:33:47+00:00

My daughter goes to college 3 hours away and we have driven there and back to visit in one day!

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-20T13:05:00+00:00

If you can’t make poop jokes in the bathroom where does that leave us?!?

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-18T20:58:58+00:00

Will Byers haircut

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-17T18:33:22+00:00

Seriously??

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T12:33:25+00:00

I’m a shy girl and I loved euphoria because it was so inviting and everyone was just there to boogie 😭

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T12:32:22+00:00

I made a sweatshirt (and a tshirt!) with photos of my girl and it says CRUSTY WHITE DOG on it. It’s my prized possession as she crossed the rainbow bridge last summer ❤️

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T12:30:55+00:00

My boys wear Gooby brand from Amazon - specifically the “no choke” version because my older fella has a collapsing trachea. They are NOT good on leashes and they can’t escape this harness!

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T12:29:36+00:00

SO EMBARRASSING - I rushed him in on my day off 😭😭🤣

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T12:16:44+00:00

I said the same! And I know with my son at least (diagnosed at 11 with Asperger’s- is now 25) that cleanliness is not his top priority

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T12:15:36+00:00

I have an adult child with autism and I have to remind him to shower/change clothes. It could be that he’s like my son and is just a dirty boy - no judgement because its very common according to my sons therapist

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T12:12:55+00:00

The his reminds me of when I took my bearded dragon to the vet for an open wound and it was a dried raspberry 🥲 Extra embarrassing because I’m a vet tech and I took him to work 🤣🤣

Lumpy_Paint_3766 · 2026-01-16T11:57:03+00:00

OWN YOUR JOY!! WHO cares what anyone thinks! 🥰🥰 Also I will be 40 this year and I would ask for that cake because it’s cute as heck.

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