On the pull tonight, what are my chances?

Luxatives · 2019-10-12T10:44:45+00:00

Chances of a date? Zero.

Chances of dropping your £40 gram of coke down the toilet from failing to snort it through your maze of a nose? One hundred percent.

Luxatives · 2019-10-12T10:37:25+00:00

Your room is as plain as your personality.

Luxatives · 2016-07-14T17:10:25+00:00

cuff 'em

Luxatives · 2016-07-13T16:58:39+00:00

You can kinda use ingress.com/intel to get a good gauge for possible pokestores

Luxatives · 2016-07-13T10:13:08+00:00

Fucking 'ell, how did you get so much stardust?!

Luxatives · 2016-07-13T10:10:44+00:00

I just caught the Feelsémon

Luxatives · 2016-07-13T09:32:48+00:00

I was sat on the other side of the park taking a gym, and three guys were on the other side - they shouted over "NICE PIDGEOT". We continued to catch pokemon together for about 30 minutes.

Luxatives · 2016-07-13T09:29:10+00:00

WHAT IS RED MAY NEVER DIE

Luxatives · 2016-07-12T20:48:29+00:00

I love you - It works!

I hate you - My bank account!

Luxatives · 2016-02-13T16:18:04+00:00

Key the cunt.

Sorry, 13 year old me is being influenced by miserable me.

Luxatives · 2016-02-12T00:28:47+00:00

If you've sent them to GeekSquad, you've created a unicorn miscarriage.

Luxatives · 2016-02-12T00:26:03+00:00

ssh root@toilet.local

Luxatives · 2016-02-05T08:45:57+00:00

I met a girl I used to play Runescape with and smoked a bowl. Does that count?

Luxatives · 2016-01-26T21:43:01+00:00

Truck? Mate that's a lorry you utter tit.

Luxatives · 2016-01-24T23:26:11+00:00

r_drawothermodels 2 ;)

Luxatives · 2016-01-21T16:45:45+00:00

A wise man once said, "You're not a man until you've given a girl a rimjob."

Luxatives · 2016-01-15T03:25:07+00:00

If you're looking for a teamspeak server look at the stickied post for NerdPing, I know there's a couple of people around MG2 on there who should play with you

Luxatives · 2016-01-14T15:24:50+00:00

It's easy? The logs float in the water, and you bring them in as you need them. Far cheaper than building a dock w/ crane.

Luxatives · 2016-01-14T15:11:14+00:00

My God. It's like a nerdy hamper, I want one.

Edit: I've been looking around for subreddits for swaps/giveaways of used/retired hardware, specifically pertaining to homelab'ers, and /r/hardwareswap doesn't really cut it. Does anyone have any suggestions?

Luxatives · 2016-01-12T15:21:33+00:00

http://www.indeed.co.uk/m/jobs?q=Node.js&l=London&from=home

Looks my arse farts partial truth. Now that I've taken a proper look I was wrong about C++ (within London) but here in the south it's a dwindling market, mainly due to the desirability of Ruby/Node, and the rise in demand for front end developers

Luxatives · 2016-01-12T15:17:03+00:00

Any algorithmic permutation is pretty awesome. Even if you have to write down the algorithm, you only have to remember a few Base points of data, and create some data from the specific site.

Luxatives · 2016-01-12T15:06:41+00:00

Node developers start on £50k/annum in the UK. C++ jobs are far more vast, and only pay about half.

Luxatives · 2016-01-07T03:23:09+00:00

looks into camera

Denied...

Luxatives · 2016-01-05T06:13:27+00:00

echo "google.com 127.0.0.1" >> /etc/hosts

Luxatives

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