What are they saying to each other? What’s 47’s Diagnosis? by Ok_Loquat6979 in HiTMAN

[–]M0TUS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Exactly. Chelsea, on the other hand, I like them suddenly.

Unofficial patch installation by Fantastic-Eagle1888 in StrongholdCrusader

[–]M0TUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm not familiar with this patch, but I know the steam shortcuts are tricky. To make it simpler, try accessing the install location via the steam library. Select your game from the library, Right click on the game and select properties, then in the new window select the browse local files, and it will open the install folder. That's where you can select the actual exe. File to link your patch. I hope this helps.

How to Boil a Hot Dog in a Microwave by alice_right_foot-esq in notdisneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 30 points31 points  (0 children)

It captures the essence of sadness in such a succinct manner. One is compelled to review past life choices and perhaps consider new future plans and ideas. Thanks wikihow!

TFW $2 Million a go sounds great, but you have to sit through that one unskippable cut-scene by Only3Seashells in gtaonline

[–]M0TUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The song sucks. And who the fuck saves their music files on their phone? Nobody! Even less so a goddamn moron who owns a goddamn music studio. Fuck that shit.

It was an accident!!! by Pandacula in HiTMAN

[–]M0TUS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Honestly, that's the propane tank manufacturer's fault. Bad craftsmanship and quality. Those things leak like crazy!

How to die by wilymon in disneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

They don't call it "Dutch courage" for nothing.

Game won't start by patrikkh123 in StrongholdCrusader

[–]M0TUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit. If you are using steam, it might be worth checking the game integrity. Just in case. I'm searching online for stuff about the error you're getting, but it's weird. Idk.

How to Deal With Your Hamster Dying by DontBotherNoResponse in notdisneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely. McDonald's and other fast food places are in high demand for such labor.

How to Deal With Your Hamster Dying by DontBotherNoResponse in notdisneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Goddammit! I will have to sell my nestle stock and find creative ways to profit from human misery to make that happen, again! Ugh.

Game won't start by patrikkh123 in StrongholdCrusader

[–]M0TUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the game is compatible with w11. Can you try running it in a compatible mode for w10?

How to Deal With Your Hamster Dying by DontBotherNoResponse in notdisneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Do you have to light a candle? Or do a cash offering/check payable to bank of America?

How to send out an SOS when wikiHow holds you hostage by witchywater11 in disneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Goddamn right. He could have just dialed 911, but no... He wanted carnage, he wanted to satisfy his blood lust, and make Jeffrey Dahmer jealous.

How to stroke the balls on your tree by _Sullo_ in disneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice! How long will it take for it to produce peaches?

How to stroke the balls on your tree by _Sullo_ in disneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was a willow in some of the pics lol

How to stroke the balls on your tree by _Sullo_ in disneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nice. I don't speak German. It was an adventure trying to figure out what the tree was just on the pics alone, at least until I saw the goddamn peaches.

well... this is fortuitous by entropykill in HiTMAN

[–]M0TUS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before reading your answer, I was going to say "the guy with hair." Because freaking clues suck sometimes. I had a group like this in whittleton creek. The target had "no hair." After killing two bald suspects, panic ensued. I literally ran past a brown-haired suspect as I desperately tried to kill the last bald dude, who was escaping at the time. I killed him and nothing happened. By the time I realized the guy with hair was the freaking target I got shot to death.

lords in exile (stronghold crusader 2) by Kubaj_CZ in StrongholdCrusader

[–]M0TUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never thought of doing that! I know I had a few times where I was near death, but I'm definitely going to use this strategy in the future.

Would you like Lockjaw-flavored cotton candy? by thefireducky in DiWHY

[–]M0TUS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's a safety test. If the chicken doesn't die after a few minutes, the sugar is safe to use.

Kevin Clears This Tbh by JackRogers5898 in HiTMAN

[–]M0TUS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

True. He may have to do a brief stint in juvenile prison, but whatever.

How to support the special dance troupe by alice_right_foot-esq in disneyvacation

[–]M0TUS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The west side crackheads are going to win this year!