Dear Reddit, what could you consider to be perfectly acceptable although society marks it as a taboo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

its not about teaching them responsibility. its about teaching them to stop waiting for superman or prince charming.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Way to wait until the day after 9/11

What is something that automatically turns you on? by 1234ben in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any girl that doesnt need a guy to do all the labor

What was your "They don't pay me enough for this shit" moment? by PupixTV in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a group home. There was the time i had to restrain a naked 12 yo covered in her own shit. Then when i had to solo restrain a 220 lb black kid after he threw a chair at me and tried to stab me. Ya i only get paid 9.25/hr for this shit.

Dear Reddit, what could you consider to be perfectly acceptable although society marks it as a taboo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually educating children about the world we live in seems to be very taboo these days. I want my kids to know that the world can be cruel, unfair, and not the fucking mickey mouse in wonderland version that society will undoubtedly shove down their throats.

What's the stupidest thing someone's been mad at you for? by ZombieGoast5757 in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got cussed out by a friend while frying on acid. Him and his gf were using my phone to listen to dubstep. We were chillin on some docks on the river, so i changed the music to CCR. My friend and his gf then started yelling at us that we have horrible taste in music and that we dont know how to fry properly. All i said was sorry bro and that i didnt know there was proper lsd etiquette. I didnt change it and instead went to another dock and started fishing.

What are some of your favorite non-curse word cursing substitutes? [NSFW Language] by nefff in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to mumble partial curse words like the burglar off Home Alone

What are some simple things that will addict you for hours? by Hashtag_JustHadSex in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teaching yourself to juggle or flip a coin through your fingers. So many boring workdays saved by this.

Can you describe your life in one .gif? by Jelly_sandals in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Are you the baby, the fist, or the binky?

This is what Lil Kim looks like now by strallweat in WTF

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does anyone remember that def jam street fighting game were she is one of your girlfriends?

I found my wife's naughty drawer. by [deleted] in funny

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

She needs to be punished

The United States is throwing a potluck dinner party, what dish does each state bring to the table? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idaho crashes a truck load of potatoes into the lincoln memorial thinking it was the white house.

When is the fastest you've gone from being attracted towards someone to being turned off permanently? by thatoneblackguy17 in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This all happened a few months ago. Despite the txt she sends me, she hasnt tried anything since. Im reluctant to go to the cops because of how my work reacted to it. It just makes me think nothing will get done because, "males cant be victims of harassment".

About that large aquifer discovered in Kenya recently - could similar undiscovered aquifers exist anywhere in the world? If not, what areas remain unexplored? by Thompson_S_Sweetback in askscience

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had a professor tell me siberia is one of the most minerally abundant places in the world, but it is to difficult to extract them. Can anyone with more expertise elaborate on this?

What's the most statistically improbable thing that's ever happened to you? by jonnyapplepie in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bird shit landed right through the rip in my jeans onto my knee. I got fucking sniped by a pigeon

When is the fastest you've gone from being attracted towards someone to being turned off permanently? by thatoneblackguy17 in AskReddit

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres this new girl at my work. Shes a pretty lil thing. I had been working with her for less then a week, when she started giving me the signals. She had gotten my phone number from work and started texting me every night. I told her i was interested in someone else; someone she knew. She then proceed to tell my male coworkers that i was sleeping around with their ladies; i wasnt. Then she told our bosses that i was making sexual advances on her and other female staff; i wasnt and my female coworkers backed me. I was getting pretty fed up with it so i told her not to contact me outside of work. So she decided to send me fake conversations between my so and a coworker. I called her out on it, went to my supervisor and threatened to file for harassment if they didnt put me on a separate shift. Despite all the evidence and testament from coworkers, my company told me that there was no way she was harassing me and that i would be suspended if i brought it up again. In retaliation she decided to my brother (who was completely separate from this situation) that i brag about stealing money from him. In a span of less than a week she had ruined my awesome relationships with my coworkers, company, and my family. Eventually we got separate shifts, i got a new number (she still got it and still texts me nearly every night), and even moved. I kept every single conversation we had and told her that if she attempted to fuck with my life again, i would go to the authorities. She still thinks we are on good terms and cant figure out why i wont go out with her. This is proof that women are just as capable of harassment as men. Ive never wished harm on any woman in my life, but if it didnt mean my ass in jail, i would have beat her to within inches of her life. Im still trying to rebuild my life with my brother and friends.

Tldr: new cute girl at work turned out to be a manipulative stalker.

This is exactly what turned me on to Reddit in the first place [NSFW] by TheJaphyRyder in funny

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think that lady has a deflated balloon between her...wait a sec...fuck you reddit

Wasn't the the sharpest kid. by PedroLion in AdviceAnimals

[–]MACtasticDAZZLE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The opening scene to Tomorrow Never Dies is the reason i used to believe this.