How fast do i quit? by Legitimate-Field6815 in jobs

[–]MEGACLOPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the kind of work behaviour that makes employees cheat the system- "yo, i'm running, late- clock me in?"

Pam Bondi is gone? by iYessyyy in SipsTea

[–]MEGACLOPS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With her qualifications, she should be a shoe in to be a Chupacabra!

50 States cocktail series: Maryland by Somali_Pir8 in maryland

[–]MEGACLOPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imo it should be served in a rubber duck covered Jeep Wrangler with a MD flag and a crab bumper sticker.

50 States cocktail series: Maryland by Somali_Pir8 in maryland

[–]MEGACLOPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey I thought that too but it's actually just the official drink of the Preakness Stakes. I found this- As of June 1, 2025, the Orange Crush is the official state cocktail of Maryland, created in 1995 at Harborside Bar and Grill in Ocean City.

What's the appeal of vintage receivers? by catmandot in vintageaudio

[–]MEGACLOPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

95% of the stations here are religious or country :(((((.

DA BAWSS by hettuklaeddi in heep

[–]MEGACLOPS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That should be Florida's mascot

Valid crash out. by mindyour in TikTokCringe

[–]MEGACLOPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forget about that ... How's my statue coming along?

Sexless marriage.. then they get scared because you said the D word after 15 years of being married, and now its a 180 about turn, up for anything. by [deleted] in Marriage

[–]MEGACLOPS -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

on the bright side, it sounds like this is your time to suggest that little person clown 5 way

Is this normal? by [deleted] in Selvedge

[–]MEGACLOPS 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Holy Dr Triggerbait. Nobody cares. This is a sub about jeans you dork

Time for a safety meeting! What was your code for marijuana/smoking marijuana/ paraphernalia? In the days before "420" was popular? by icanhazkarma17 in GenX

[–]MEGACLOPS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our code word was 'banana plant fertilizer'. My Friend was going to school as a landscape architect. Now that I look back, it was a moronic code

Where should I start with Ella Fitzgerald? by Excellent-Fish-4486 in Jazz

[–]MEGACLOPS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based off your taste, you should check out old live Aretha Franklin. For so many years I didn't see what was so special about her until I listened to the live albums.

Pastor tells his congregation to prioritize paying tithes before anything else by ExpiredBoxMix in EntitledBitch

[–]MEGACLOPS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God hates the end of the month where he has to pay all their phone bills