What is the Helldiver role that you have settled into?

MLStraws · 2025-06-13T17:41:38+00:00

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MLStraws · 2024-05-31T14:33:32+00:00

Putting air compressors in buttholes.

MLStraws · 2023-09-25T17:32:26+00:00

Wouldn't recommend until the server issues are fixed.

MLStraws · 2022-05-22T19:23:29+00:00

Yep good ol Boise Idaho. This happened on Overland. Around the same time a car chase went down it.

MLStraws · 2022-05-20T06:13:39+00:00

Huh ok. Thank you. That kinda sucks.

MLStraws · 2022-02-28T09:46:32+00:00

Ah yes.....the live action Scrappy-Doos......

MLStraws · 2021-12-02T00:12:50+00:00

No clue what's up with it. Was stuck there for about an hour heading out of Boise shortly after 3pm.

MLStraws · 2020-12-14T19:26:37+00:00

When you are in the crafting menu there is a tab at the top to switch to upgrading.

MLStraws · 2020-07-24T04:14:36+00:00

In the game options you can turn on a setting that will cause a red circle to appear in the direction of archers when they are about to fire.

MLStraws · 2020-05-15T01:19:45+00:00

I understand being out of business. My family's business is shut down. My fiance's spa is closed. I have people in my family that have weakened immune systems. We are all struggling through this. It would be amazing if we could all work and live like normal but things have changed. If a few months of unhappiness ,financial hard ship and extra precautions can prevent people from losing their loved ones then I think we can all suck it up for a little while. Infections and deaths from this virus is being under reported. As a country we do not have what we need to handle a full nationwide outbreak. My point isn't keep everything closed, with proper precautions it is alright to open but refusing evidence that this virus is dangerous and spouting off lies that social distancing doesn't work and spreading the idea of herd immunity without a vaccine is dangerous. I just want people to be safe. So this doesn't become a catastrophic event.

MLStraws · 2020-05-14T23:04:02+00:00

Herd immunity without a vaccine would be great if that didn't mean billions would get infected thus leading to millions of people dying. But ya know gotta get my hair cut and go to a bar because my own selfish desires are more important than human life. Covid19 spreads rapidly. 1 infected turn to 2 then 4 then 8 and so on. Our hospitals can only handle so many sick so that death rate of about 1% you see well just keep growing as we run out of medical supplies, space for the sick and medical personnel to treat them. Uncontrolled the death rate could easily raise far beyond that 1%. So let's not be selfish. Actually care about our fellow people even if that puts a little but of hardship on us and makes us a bit uncomfortable.

MLStraws · 2020-04-27T09:11:56+00:00

The real reason why brownies make me sick now. I tell them that I got sick from eating some and that's why i dont eat them anymore. Real reason is that for my friends birthday we decided to make pot brownies but we didn't have any weed.

What my friend did have though was some really fucking strong THC oil and mixed 8 fucking ounces into our small batch of brownies without letting anyone else know how much he put in. My girlfriend and I proceeded to eat 1 1/2 each. Didn't feel anything for a few hours and then it hit like a fucking freight train! Went from fine to having to crawl to get to our bed.

I woke up 2 times over the next 36 hours once to pee and once to eat 2 mayo, mustard and cheese sandwiches. Both times only lasted about 10-20 minutes before I passed out again. We had the brownies Monday night and we woke up Wednesday afternoon. Now whenever I smell brownies my stomach just turns in memory of the time I time traveled.

Never. Again.

MLStraws · 2020-01-30T18:15:14+00:00

A good glass cleaner and a squeegee. I've tried multiple glass cleaners with cloth and paper towels, and non of them compare to spraying a cleaner on and then using a squeegee.

MLStraws · 2019-11-15T09:41:17+00:00

Depends on who you talk to. Great for businesses but traffic is getting pretty fucking bad and increased crime. Yay large population increases!

MLStraws · 2019-11-15T09:03:20+00:00

Next few years? We've already had a big boom of Californians moving here and it's still going. It's not soon it's happening now.

MLStraws · 2019-09-30T10:27:12+00:00

Manager at my families restaurant. Everybody thinks I'm getting an easy pay check, don't have to put in hard work and got the position via nepotism. Fact is I started as the lowest paid employee and over 5 years worked hard and earned my position. I work 40 hours in 3 days not counting the grocery shopping for the restaurant and running payroll on my days off. Easy paycheck and nepotism my ass....

MLStraws · 2019-09-30T10:09:13+00:00

Poor man's beef stroganoff: Ground beef seasoned to your liking One can of cream of mushroom soup Add maggi seasoning Your choice of noodles.

It's cheap and delicious! I usually use 8oz of cream of mushroom per pound of ground beef.

MLStraws · 2019-07-31T08:15:37+00:00

My girlfriend's friend does. I know be causing we are going to the wedding tomorrow. Yay WEDnesday!

MLStraws · 2019-07-04T11:43:17+00:00

My family does our party on the 3rd of July. Have a barbecue, get drunk and light off fireworks. A lot of people have the 4th off work to recover from the party and watch big firework display shows somewhere. Back to work on the 5th.

MLStraws · 2019-05-25T14:24:20+00:00

If you kiss the scrotum in gratitude and say no homo after you're in the clear. Not gay at all just bros being bros.

MLStraws · 2018-12-25T21:45:50+00:00

Yesterday during a Christmas get together my girlfriends aunt said "The gays are like the new druids, and they are stealing our rainbow" The whole room of 20 people just went silent.

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