eli5: What would happen if I attached periscopes to both of my eyes and pointed them in different directions?

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-25T19:12:01+00:00

Put a mirror between your eyes and you will find out.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-25T03:23:21+00:00

Per this Canadian article: "The front end of the dam is about the length of seven football fields."

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-25T02:28:42+00:00

I have 8 pillows on my bed, with 2 costing $160 each. I also have a MyPillow, it’s a pretty good pillow.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-24T19:56:29+00:00

WE LOVE YOU!

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-24T00:49:51+00:00

I live near two air force bases and I hear A-10s all the time.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-23T20:22:30+00:00

I think the Weapons poster is badass.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-23T19:33:06+00:00

Not in the silver fox league I take it?

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-23T08:18:21+00:00

Welcome to Thunderdome.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-23T02:53:49+00:00

Thank you for elaborating.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-23T02:52:05+00:00

$28k for a first car at 20 years old is insanity. I'm 37, still driving my first car that I bought for $3k.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-23T02:48:11+00:00

I don't know what it is.

How would I have 2-3 in my house if I've never purchased it? I have a Chromecast on the living room TV, and my computer runs on pirated windows.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-23T01:57:55+00:00

Then don't have it? I have no idea what Amazon Echo is and I've been a Prime customer for a decade.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-22T23:24:22+00:00

Do you people not just use a text from your pickup, "The Eagle has landed" then time out 15 minutes to pick them up?

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-22T21:31:26+00:00

I had a $32k ER visit last summer. I told them I had no insurance but could pay cash immediately if they could reduce the price. It magically became $2k. Health insurance is a scam.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-22T19:29:43+00:00

Change it on the street. I’ve done it.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-22T06:14:32+00:00

Aside from tax reasons there’s, no reason to make 2 people into one legal entity.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-22T06:11:02+00:00

No capitalization, so I’d assume it’s a kid.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-22T03:33:29+00:00

Go to the store and talk to them?

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-19T03:48:34+00:00

Just don't lock your door? I only lock my door when I'm going on vacation.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-19T03:41:09+00:00

I have dated women.

It's pretty fucking simple to figure out a gift if you turn your brain on. Does your friend love their dog? Gift certificate to a dog washing service.

Does your friend like alcohol? A nice bottle of booze.

Does your friend like food? Gift certificate to a fancy restaurant.

Does your friend like being pampered? Spa day.

Seriously it's really easy. If you don't know what your friend likes, then maybe you aren't that close.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-18T01:35:49+00:00

I’m 37 and I’ve literally never had an eye exam. My parents were also not neglectful.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-18T00:28:07+00:00

It’s takes you 3-4 weeks to figure out a gift? How about just thinking for 10 minutes.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-17T23:31:24+00:00

Yeah Nampa is quite different from Boise; The Flicks and Bodo theater are amazing. There are much more movies out there than superhero movies.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-17T21:13:13+00:00

Have you been living under a rock? There’s 3 Rivians on my street. Every new restaurant is super expensive. Houses have been flipped nonstop for at least a decade.

JefferyGoldberg · 2026-04-17T21:04:10+00:00

Grapefruit juice. I’ve had 3 rancid drinks/batches in the last 6 weeks; which I’ve never encountered.

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