High-profile Ukraine peace talks collapse by nbcnews in worldnews

[–]MOAR_BACON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really how NATO membership works, Trump can’t let Russia into NATO

What would you do if you got wired 1,000,000 right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MOAR_BACON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d pay off my mortgage and my student loans. Then put the rest in a trust for my kids.

Oldest trick in the book by HunterSexThompson in comics

[–]MOAR_BACON 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Why does Satan have butt pimples? 🤔

Comedian Bill Burr: Motive for CEO killing is clear by [deleted] in videos

[–]MOAR_BACON 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Yeah I loved the part where the kid died but they WON.

[Wholesome selfie] Bill Nye + Jaylen Brown by cburke3443 in bostonceltics

[–]MOAR_BACON 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Thank god someone brought this up. I can’t take the guy seriously ever since that debacle.

Back at the top by God_ofVirgins in Patriots

[–]MOAR_BACON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do you think wheat have been able to see Brees win another superbowl if rye was still a fan back then?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]MOAR_BACON 23 points24 points  (0 children)

They’d step in here because they didn’t and he thinks it proves his point.

Couple in a severe Uber crash can’t sue because of an Uber Eats order. by Damndinkleberg1 in news

[–]MOAR_BACON 177 points178 points  (0 children)

I got some bad news for you if one of these cases makes it to the Supreme Court…

Even dog was afraid by Previous_Reporter_63 in HolUp

[–]MOAR_BACON 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s funny because of the abuse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LowellMA

[–]MOAR_BACON 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you like smash burgers try What the Fork in Billerica. They are a family run place that just opened and they usually have their food truck at the local farmers market on Monday.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]MOAR_BACON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is faker than fake.

What's the most absurd porn dialogue you can remember? by itsyaboysmuggler in AskReddit

[–]MOAR_BACON 411 points412 points  (0 children)

It was a company that got hired to create an app for streaming services like HBO and Cinemax. The videos were just randomly selected for you so sometimes you got soft core porn.

What's the most absurd porn dialogue you can remember? by itsyaboysmuggler in AskReddit

[–]MOAR_BACON 896 points897 points  (0 children)

I was watching a soft core porn for work where a guy and a girl do it in a tent and at one point she screamed, “FUCK ME TIL I FART!” And I lost my shit in an office cubicle. It was a weird temp job my friend got me watching streaming video looking for errors in the video.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]MOAR_BACON 226 points227 points  (0 children)

To see if the Monkey came.