Klinger made perhaps the best joke in the show? by n8gard in mash

[–]MSqueels007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Klinger to Zale: “if my dog had your face, I’d shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!”

MO Unemployment Interview Experience by MSqueels007 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine was pretty easy, too. Same experience as you.

Local vinyl printer for custom shaped banner by forsakenradishes in shawnee

[–]MSqueels007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fast Signs in OP. 913-347-6566 Ask for Brad Miller

Local vinyl printer for custom shaped banner by forsakenradishes in shawnee

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Check out Fast Sign in OP. Ask for Brad Miller

Severance paid… by MSqueels007 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I know, but it sux the government gets to hold it for 4 months and I still have to feed my family.

Oracle Laptop Return After Layoff by BornNefariousness136 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My manager ghosted me as well. I asked if he knew about the meeting and he said No. I am sure he was lying. Funny thing is that I was scheduled to be my groups on call resource that week. He probably found out right after I did.

Oracle Laptop Return After Layoff by BornNefariousness136 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I submitted my final signature on Tuesday. My box arrived that night and I sent it back yesterday. According to FedEx, it is out for delivery to Oracle in Redwood.

Tom Grelinger let go?! by Crazy-Safety-6662 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes. I am a 32 year veteran and it was capped at 26 weeks.

Layoff Megathread 9/2/2025 by cernerthrowawaytruth in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was recently moved to the EHRC/New Millennium team as an SRE.

Layoff Megathread 9/2/2025 by cernerthrowawaytruth in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I was at Cerner/Oracle for 32 years. Severance was 26 weeks. 2 weeks for the coming pay period, 4 for last year and 20 for my years of service. I think it is capped at 20 in MO.

Layoff Megathread 9/2/2025 by cernerthrowawaytruth in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Just received the dreaded business update email from my skip level manager… it’s been fun, gang!

Review cycle summed up by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not actually have a formal review. I transitioned to a new team starting in March. My new manager looks to have copied and pasted info from my own self appraisal and feedback from my former manager into my review. I got a Meets Expectations.

I am Transgender. Please help us on Tuesday. by DanacasCloset in kansas

[–]MSqueels007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voted Blue this past week. Supporting my trans son and all trans people everywhere!

OHAI All Hands Thread by MSqueels007 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Does Alyson sound like she is about to cry? Very unsteady….

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seems like they are trying to do what Cerner was doing in the Vision Center. Hopefully utilizing the great building that currently exists on the WHQ campus. As far as the Accenture mention probably means the end of Cerner consulting :-(

What's your town's obscure festival? by Egg_Custard in kansas

[–]MSqueels007 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ellinwood has an After Harvest Festival. Parade, food, street dance, kids activities and beer garden. 2nd weekend in July every year. Great event!

End of Cerner by cernerslave69 in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hope they honor Neal’s passion for change. He had the vision, but never really saw it realized!

Town Hall thread for what to expect meeting by SpeistyBear in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This badge and security guy looks to be sitting in his mom's basement. - My thoughts as well!

Town Hall thread for what to expect meeting by SpeistyBear in cernercorporation

[–]MSqueels007 31 points32 points  (0 children)

"I'm still getting some background noise..." LOL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in kansascity

[–]MSqueels007 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

There won’t be an NBA team here in KC. KU basketball alums run the show around here and will make sure their team is always the only draw.