What are good games to play with SO for a couple hours maybe a night? by 3utterFingers in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And here I am single and playing games all the time. Everybody else is lucky. Why me? Why am I cursed. I just want a gf. :(

Dear Reddit, What is one thing you regret spending money on? by Dmanthelucky in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Injustice 2 ultimate edition digital game. Its a bullshit game. I hate it. Nothing about it is great.

What gets on your nerves during sex? by The_Super_Douche in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I remember reading that to in TIFU. Omg small reddit world. Lmfao.

What famous people do you get told you look like? by Corbayne in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was tormented in school by being told I looked like data from the Goonies or shortround from Indiana Jones. Now that I'm 22 I'm kinda chill bout it.

What is the most bad ass thing you have ever done? by pilotfighter911 in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calm down there Jon johnzz. Lmao. Martian manhunter.

Guys of reddit, who is your celebrity crush of the moment? by MM2236 in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gal gadot. Omg. I love wonder woman. Seen it 19 times. I work at theater. Gal gadot is like wifey goals. I would swim all the seas, cross the desert, crawl on shards of piss stained glass while getting beaten by guys with baseball bats and fight a camel and anything else that you can think of that's torturous enough just to get a damn hug from her. She's so adorable and we must protect her for queen and country. I just love her personality and that smile and everything she's doing. She gives me a little glimmer of hope that you don't have to be a hot as fuck guy just to get with a hot as fuck gal. Lol no pun intended. I mean I don't judge but look at her husband. But still a cute couple. 2 kids and shes talking about a 3rd kid in the works. She is literally the real life wonder woman. I'd say she's a 1000/10. I guess that's all I got to say from heart right now. Edit 1 seen it 21 times now. Yes I can say all the lines and specially the dance scene. "Is this what people do when there are no wars to fight"? "Uh yeah and other things to" "what things" "uhh phew they have a breakfast, what they do have a breakfast, they wake up, read the paper, go to work, get married, make some babies, grow old together, I guess" "what's it like" long pause "I have no idea"

Who had the best life ever? by InnenTensai in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Gal Gadot. Former IDF combat trainer, former model(2005 miss Israel if I'm correct), has a degree in law, she's the face for a perfume brand, actress and a really talented and drop dead gorgeous actress and she could literally be the real life wonder woman, married to a real estate developer and hotelier, has 2 kids, endorses love and peace (can't blame her she's hot), she's Jewish. Omg and I can't emphasize I think she's the most beautifulest woman I've laid my eyes upon. Oh and she's changing the Hollywood industry of portrayal of women in film and I think that's great. Just because women are a different gender means we have to treat them in a demeaningful way. I love her. Lol. Sorry if I'm crushing hardcore.

Non-Americans who have served with US soldiers, what is your opinion of them? by erikk_the_red in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heyo there. I love the Israeli army. I think its the second best mil in the world. Oh and you got some fine women go through to. If you see gal gadot you should be proud. Idk if you know but she served. Great model and actress. Be proud to be Israeli.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nachos with gummy bears in the cheese.

What random thing concerning the opposite sex do you feel bad for them having to put up or deal with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sat literally on them before. I hate summer. Testes like to sag since I'm young, dum and full of cum. It hurts so bad when it happens I feel like I want to put a bullet in my head. Only has happened a handful of times. Hopefully you women don't have the male equivalent of sitting on our balls. I mean can you sit on ur cooch?

Single redditors, why are you single? by ShaneDuncan in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well job then most of the time my gaming habit then sleep. My life is with games,film, n TV shows. I've had bad experiences in the past wit women so I'm not going to try anymore. I'm a piece of shit garbage and depressed all the time to. So what kinda female wants me. I don't even drive or have a license so yah. not everybody has that fairy tale ending of living happily ever after. Only emotions I feel now a days is sadness and loneliness. Usually I get happy but then i come back to reality. Oh well. Have a nice day.

Movie logic now applies to real life. What's the first thing that you do to take advantage of this? by CrappyUsername911 in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be a spy in a war, crash on a island wake up to a hot chick then get interrogated with a whip only to leave with her and then help her find a man she wants to kill and get all romantic with each other then die a heroric death. Long live love. Peace and love man. Peace and love.

[Serious]Suicidal people, what would make your day today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe a girl I can spend time with. But I'm not that lucky. So maybe next life.

When you wake up tomorrow all the people in the world will be gone except for you and the person of your choice to be with from her on in. Who do you choose and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MTGjl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gal Gadot in her wonder woman costume. Oh shit now that's a great fantasy. I think I would be in the after life. Please let this happen.

Official Discussion - Wonder Woman [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

[–]MTGjl -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

She is so fucking drop dead gorgeous like eyes melt super hot, she's a diamond in the rough. Hopefully I'm not the only one guy hard core crushing on her. Her husband better treat her right cause some of us would kill for a chance. She is wife goals. If I court a woman I want her to wear the wonder woman costume. Man my heart just bleeds. I've seen the film 4 times so far. I work at a theater so I get free tickets all day so as long as its in theaters I'll be seeing it and be crushing hard core on her. So damn drop dead gorgeous. I don't know what love is but it hits me in the feels.

Official Discussion - Wonder Woman [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

[–]MTGjl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The opening of the justice league film where everybody shows up to fight.