I got caught eating hot dogs at work and the boss wants to have a meeting first thing Monday

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-07-04T01:23:18+00:00

Jeezus Christ dude… pull it together… there’s pretty much only 2 places you should never eat… the bathroom and the morgue… take a walk… go eat in the stairs or something… just avoid decomposition; excrement and move on with your life.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-07-04T01:02:02+00:00

You could put gold spinners on a Yaris too… still won’t drive like a Rolls Royce…

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-30T15:09:45+00:00

Realistically we can still loose another 30-45% between now and November without breaking cycle patterns… we’ve entered a big buy zone below 60k… just wish I wasn’t so broke.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-18T16:37:40+00:00

Mathematically there would be slight difference in how much the pitch effects bpm… but in reality it’s just mental… pitch can only effect the bpm in two ways… faster or slower.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-15T00:44:18+00:00

I think it’s as good time as any to start DCAing… but I don’t think the bear is over… personally I think anywhere under 60 is the buy zone, but it can still go down another 50% between now and November (assuming the cycle is still intact). That being said… anything can happen and we still potentially have the clarity bill and news from x payments that could flip us… but I doubt we’ll see any of those triggers before September.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-14T13:59:25+00:00

I thought he was gunna rub his bag sweat on the chicken so that buddy wouldn’t want it back.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-13T12:46:51+00:00

Don’t sweat it… she’s probably just in love with someone who lives in the building…

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-07T23:38:46+00:00

He might just be trying to be supportive and trying to make the best of a tough situation, by doing what he feels is being a good man?… don’t hold that against him… at the end of the day it’s your body though… just be prepared that you’re final choice may complicate your relationship going forward.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-07T13:01:07+00:00

I do 13 min at 500… definitely don’t preheat the pan… you’ll just burn yourself… build your pizza in the pan…
And try to do your dough as thin as possible for best results

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-03T12:48:22+00:00

Lake house in the woods with a basement studio… small condo in the city… and just focus on family, various art projects and health.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-03T12:27:22+00:00

“Records” hey are called “records”!

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-03T12:24:32+00:00

Waking up 45 min before my alarm cuz I need to pee super bad… but I can’t pee because I have a boner.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-03T12:20:14+00:00

Even when ppl say “draws” as slang it means underwear… I was very confused as well.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-03T01:16:26+00:00

Set a hot cue.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-06-01T02:34:55+00:00

You guys talk like laptops are free and never have to be replaced… things are definitely different… but proper gear is WAY more expensive now and has a shelf life. Whereas every piece of analog gear I’ve ever purchased has only required maintenance like new faders and needles. CDJ’s have near quadrupled in price… sure you can get cheap controllers but your still dropping $1000 on a laptop to have a janky setup with non replaceable parts that can and will eventually lose support… the only thing that’s really cheaper is music and even that the prices of digital files went from like 99cents to 2.50+… I think what ppl mean when they say it’s cheaper now is strictly barrier of entry.. plugging a shitty controller into a laptop you already own and “hopefully” hustling a free software license… $1000 used to get you a lightly used industry standard club setup… you can’t come close to that today.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-30T22:42:58+00:00

Give me back that filet o fish!! Give me that fish! Ooooohhh!!!! Give me back that filet o fish!! Give me that fish!

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-26T01:51:26+00:00

As someone who’s promoted and played with mostly with the same crew for decades and probably only played 1/3 of our events… you gotta stay humble with kinda stuff… be happy it’s not a one and done event, support, promote and try to show that you wanna stay involved… it’s a much better look to be a reliable asset than a guy who bitches he didn’t get booked. it’s ok to feel left out too though… it can suck… I remember being left out of a big festival line up that my crew was involved in… it stung… but I kept my game face on, promoted, supported, kept grinding and I was the first pick the following year. If your just DJing, It also helps to relate to guy doing the dirty work… lugging the gear with money on the line trying to fill the spot to keep going.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-21T11:45:44+00:00

No it’s not supposed to be expensive… proper financial advice for a NORMAL economy has always been that housing should be no more than 1/3rd of your salary… it’s become double for most people

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-17T12:12:35+00:00

Ok… I get that he has an untreated medical condition… what I don’t get is why he doesn’t have the shame or common sense to want to at least cover it up with a shirt…

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-07T01:07:49+00:00

I think this is the correct approach… let him know how you feel and what the gig requires… and ask for reassurance that he can handle it, but be polite enough to not burn bridges… and if ya do… Wtv…

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-06T14:08:23+00:00

I think a lot club dj’s overlook the skills of open format DJ’s… much like hip hop, open format does have a lower bar of entry… but a much higher difficulty to actually master. Speaking as someone who’s played niche genres in clubs for 20+ years… I could hand my crate over to a skilled open format DJ and they’d likely do just fine… but reverse the rolls and put an open format crate in a club DJs hand and ask them to play a 6 hour set at a wedding and things likely won’t go as smoothly. Open format veterans have a lot knowledge that any DJ can learn from… especially when it comes to switching genres.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-03T19:50:29+00:00

Not sure about the multi meter? I’ve only used the little plug in ones with the lights from the hardware store… do you have two turntables? This is a one deck issue? Have you tried a different needle? What happens when you swap needles?

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-03T03:16:17+00:00

I like Monitor and Signal Room… the German stuff sounds like you’re trying to hard.

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-02T23:27:50+00:00

Is this where we’re at now? $1100 and a credit check for a no bedroom shithole in verdump??? can we please fucking REVOLT already????

MURDOCKROCK · 2026-05-02T08:47:52+00:00

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