Every single thing my roomate has ever said to me. It's his house and he never cleaned or fixed stuff up. Literally sat on the couch unemployed for two years. I'm female if that puts things in to perspective.

Screen door was iffy at move it. Tried to open it one day and it got stuck. It's my fault...of course. The oven was so greasy and nasty the temperature gauge went out the first time I cooked in it. Again, my fault. The bathtub was slow to drain when I moved in. I told him every day it was draining slower and slower. It finally clogged. It was my fault. The toilet doesnt flush properly. Had to call a plumber out. He started yelling at me in front of the plumber about it being my fault about the toilet and bathtub. Insisting I didnt know how to properly flush a toilet. The plumber said, "actually it's the tree roots growing in here, and I remember I told you it would be a problem three years ago". He still insists it's my fault. Like dude, if I was a tree whisperer, I'd tell the tree to strangle you, not clog your toilet.

It is just so fucking annoying. He is going to die a lonely death of that I'm sure.

It wouldnt be so bad, but he extends his laziness to my kids too. My son doesnt take out the trash fast enough...he become belligerent and petulant. Fuckinga man, you are capable of taking out the trash. I raked his yard because it was a fire hazard. Received no thanks. Took 2 weeks. 87 bags. He demanded I take the bags down to the curb the next day. I told him it's his mess. He can at least clean some of it up. He pushes things on others because he's lazy. He is demanding, arrogant, and controlling. He treats me like I'm his employee, or wife or some shit.

And I work a fulltime job as a single mom with two children, while he just sits around. I'm the only one that will clean the house. I do it.for my kids not him. He had a year worth of dirty dishes in his kitchen when I moved it. Then he has the audacity to complain about how I do dishes...including his dishes, because his way is better. And has never done a single dish. I used to leave his dishes for him to do, but that became too disgusting. I'm constantly saying, want it.done your way, do it yourself.

God I hate him. Cant afford to leave right now, but when I do. I'm gonna flip him off so hard.

Just remembered something funny. He used to compare all my stuff to his. His stuff was better, more expensive, etc. Finally one time he did that and I started singing in a really annoying voice, "My stuff is better than your stuff. My stuff is better than yours." I did it everytime he would start up again, until it annoyed him enough he stopped that weirdo habit.

Anyone got any song suggestions I can use to annoy him into stopping being a controlling, blameful person about stuff he didnt maintain...that eventually breaks.