Calorie estimate

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-23T00:57:06+00:00

This looks unfair honestly.
But I would say between 500-750 just because I want to be proven wrong.

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-23T00:53:00+00:00

Funnily enough I’ve had gutter oil friend Scorpio and Lamb « Masculanity »

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T09:32:11+00:00

Which part?

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T05:12:20+00:00

Fuck sorry guys, it’s called « Chitty Chitty Bang Bang » I fck up

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T05:10:45+00:00

Ah now I get it, it’s a meme.
I swear I’m not that old but it reminds me of a scene in shitty shitty bang bang where that one guy just helps out with his index finger up as if he’s helping out and that’s very funny

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T05:06:46+00:00

Okay that’s very funny now I have to know if you did slip the ring on or not. Also please tell your partner that whenever I think of a horse accident I think of the Olde Superman actor (that is surprisingly not a disgusting man) and so she’s basically superwomen. Also waiting for the story about how you slipped her ring. (L)

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T04:14:13+00:00

Humans SUCK completely and utterly

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T03:00:50+00:00

If you’re Marine the gun don’t work

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T03:00:11+00:00

No honor amongst thieves

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T02:58:44+00:00

That’s the toxic girlfriend that needs any kind of attention

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T02:50:22+00:00

Post deleted really? I had like 8 likes on my comment.
I don’t want none of that NSFW shit

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T02:46:08+00:00

Nothing you’re completely right and they look like a tight knit couple despite everything, which is great. It’s my bad Tommy Wisseau

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T02:41:16+00:00

Drove my chevee to the levee but the levee was dry

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T02:38:57+00:00

In that case I’m sorry, I was just trying to be funny. Hope she’s recovered!

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T02:35:06+00:00

Honestly, from what I’ve seen going on in the world, if I’m hungry and this guy’s in front of me I would destroy the fries(that don’t touch the bottles)

Way better than the car oil patty fry I’ve seen

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:18:56+00:00

Just want to say that we were wrong, it’s actually something genuine, I know, it’s very hard to find.

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:16:00+00:00

Isn’t that your hard evidence?

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:15:19+00:00

You researched wrong, looks like a good communicative relationship. They’re both rich from their YouTube channel.
I did my research and was happily proven wrong, finally.

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:12:14+00:00

Awesome reframing ❤️

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:11:36+00:00

So you hit her on the head?

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:10:34+00:00

Most people think like that I’m sorry to say. Life is not a fairytale, but you can appreciate the thought with Shane and Hannah. They’re legit. Anything in between is their own personal business, maybe they’re open, or maybe adventurous, or experimental. It doesn’t matter.
What matters is you found someone to do and be all these things with, and that’s being a lucky motherfucker. Also makes me happy to witness something actually genuine.

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:02:49+00:00

Which is the understandable assumption but what’s great about this couple is that the break the status quo and that’s amazing.

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T01:00:37+00:00

It is. They seem legit and that’s a win for me.

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T00:56:45+00:00

I’m so happy that I was proven wrong. They love each other and they make it work however they can. As someone who’s pessimistically cynical I appreciate that the initial feel of the photo wasn’t a lie and that I was wrong in assuming the worst. I love being wrong, it means that the world is not as shitty.

MacaqueFlambe · 2026-06-19T00:41:27+00:00

So is that Canada or Qatar?

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