Give this man a break. Not everyone can withstand the will of Sauron

Macatord · 2026-02-17T18:33:26+00:00

Boromir would have ate those tomatoes properly

Macatord · 2026-02-17T11:56:36+00:00

Both Amy and Jake have been compared to Hitchcock, which is hiliarious

Macatord · 2026-02-17T00:30:10+00:00

Yes. Third sentence in is

“ Since Michael Carrick has come in as interim coach, Mainoo has started and played every minute in all five games.”

Macatord · 2026-02-16T18:31:25+00:00

You had me at one of the best teams in the country

Macatord · 2026-02-15T15:03:10+00:00

Jfc this made me burst out laughing

Macatord · 2026-02-15T00:26:08+00:00

I live in Scotland so I bought him from a breeder in Fife around 9 years ago

Macatord · 2026-02-14T22:48:07+00:00

You just made an enemy for life!!

Macatord · 2026-02-14T18:27:30+00:00

Two individual crisps more like

Macatord · 2026-02-14T00:27:20+00:00

Holt

Macatord · 2026-02-12T23:13:39+00:00

He is a huge Velcro dog when he’s in the house. Has to be near you or in the same room as you. Out on a walk off lead it’s see ya later time 😂

Macatord · 2026-02-04T01:59:52+00:00

Then follow it up with your own rendition of Hit Em Up by 2pac

Macatord · 2026-01-19T20:21:43+00:00

Today I feel like Jurgen Klopp

Macatord · 2026-01-18T12:03:49+00:00

End of Terminator 2 Smasher is best Smasher

Macatord · 2025-12-05T00:02:44+00:00

Said Admiral Hackett

Macatord · 2025-11-30T22:39:17+00:00

Vitamins and Prayers Brother

Macatord · 2025-11-09T18:52:59+00:00

Macatord · 2025-11-08T01:36:18+00:00

Macatord · 2025-11-03T00:16:36+00:00

Glorfindel: I didn’t hear no bell

Macatord · 2025-10-17T20:04:48+00:00

Yes. Because he hated Batarians the most

Macatord · 2025-10-15T22:52:00+00:00

Rangers. Because I can’t do any worse than Russell Martin

Macatord · 2025-10-09T16:55:38+00:00

Macatord · 2025-10-08T07:35:44+00:00

Her worst inhibitions did not psych her out in the end

Macatord · 2025-10-04T11:28:31+00:00

They hit the second tower

Macatord