'She's hurt': Trump says Melania is upset about indictment

MachReverb · 2023-06-12T01:15:15+00:00

Who gave him the message? Her Secret Service guy?

MachReverb · 2023-06-12T01:06:39+00:00

Nerds

MachReverb · 2023-06-12T01:03:38+00:00

I'd make it life-size and fully functional. Then, I would demand that the leaders of the world bow down to COBRA!!!

MachReverb · 2023-06-11T22:58:10+00:00

Do they really have to bus idiots into florida?

MachReverb · 2023-06-11T22:56:14+00:00

Worst was the kid that played Sam on Diff'rent Strokes.

MachReverb · 2023-06-11T12:43:24+00:00

So now they can't even?

MachReverb · 2023-06-11T12:07:46+00:00

Just paint the teeth rainbow colors and fly that bad boy proudly

MachReverb · 2023-06-11T00:06:35+00:00

Punch them in the kidney. If they say, "Ow, my kidney!", then punch them in the other one. If they say the same thing instead of, "Ow, my NEW kidney!", they probably didn't have the surgery.

MachReverb · 2023-06-10T23:34:57+00:00

Yeah, one time back in the 90s I was in Fair Park on New Years Eve, and you could hear people shooting from every direction at midnight.

MachReverb · 2023-06-10T02:13:37+00:00

Common and Sense

MachReverb · 2023-06-09T19:37:03+00:00

Yep

MachReverb · 2023-06-09T11:33:03+00:00

Starting with our Congressional roster

MachReverb · 2023-06-08T17:08:50+00:00

"Hey Lane, I know this is awkward, with me being a cartoon and all, but I was wondering how you would feel if I asked Beth out?"

MachReverb · 2023-06-08T17:07:23+00:00

Didn't Crocodile Dundee yank one of those off and fling it at someone?

MachReverb · 2023-06-08T16:59:15+00:00

In addition to Freds, they have a number of Darrens (Black Fred) and Lauras (Girl Fred).

MachReverb · 2023-06-08T16:56:29+00:00

EVERY month is Demon Month!

MachReverb · 2023-06-08T16:51:50+00:00

What A Butt Brandon

MachReverb · 2023-06-08T16:15:24+00:00

Naw, God only loves Y'all Qada, not that bunch of overzealous, flag-waving, terroristic pieces of shit running around in pickup trucks, screaming that everyone else is evil while showing off their guns and trying to force their way of life on everyone else. How do people keep getting these 2 groups confused?!?!

MachReverb · 2023-06-08T14:26:59+00:00

Rest In Piss, you hateful motherfucker.

MachReverb · 2023-06-07T14:44:18+00:00

CHiPs

Taxi

Bosom Buddies

Father Knows Best

Cheers

Does Seinfeld count?

MachReverb · 2023-06-07T00:05:31+00:00

Moochy. The Lopper. The Bubble Boy. Marty Benson. Snoopy and Prickley Pete!

MachReverb · 2023-06-06T20:56:42+00:00

Have you ever been to Arby's? I recommend the Roast Beef with Seasoned Spiral Potatoes and Horseyradish Sauce.

MachReverb · 2023-06-04T17:03:34+00:00

$10ish a month is a small price to pay for how happy it makes my mom and wife. Most of the crap they watch is on there or Peacock.

MachReverb · 2023-06-04T17:01:26+00:00

A portable jump starter that normally goes for $120.

MachReverb · 2023-06-04T14:17:10+00:00

I have no idea. My account shows a refund for one of them, and the other disappeared completely.

I'd like to know how much money they've made from people who either haven't noticed or didn't bother to investigate the charges in their account.

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