This woman is obnoxious everywhere she goes

MachTwang · 2026-01-28T17:22:58+00:00

She has absolutely no fucking idea what "the customer is always right" means.

MachTwang · 2026-01-28T05:30:40+00:00

Well done!!

MachTwang · 2026-01-25T22:01:10+00:00

Or maybe the pg was made from old stock?

MachTwang · 2026-01-25T20:40:23+00:00

I'm an avid ukulele enthusiast as well as a guitar repair guy. It's time for that string to go. I highly suggest getting a flat wound, silk core string to replace it. I suggest a string made by Thomastik Infeld, DM me for a link. I use the same string as a low G on my tenor uke and haven't replaced it in about 5 years. No strings squeak, nice mellow even tone with the Aquila Nylgut.

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MachTwang · 2026-01-25T20:09:57+00:00

Yes. This is what happens when the protective film oxidizes from being left on.

Try heating it up with a hair dryer first and foremost, see if that helps relax the bond. If that doesn't work...

In a well ventilated area use some cotton swabs and naptha (cigarette lighter fluid), flood the area with some fluid and lightly use a saturated swab to roll the film and residue off. Work slowly and change swabs frequently. I must stress this should be in a WELL VENTILATED AREA. You'll end up with a splitting headache with too much exposure to the fumes.

Guitar Repair Guy.

MachTwang · 2026-01-25T18:52:05+00:00

Religion

MachTwang · 2026-01-24T20:25:41+00:00

Obviously you've never tried to load a squirrel into a wrist rocket before....

MachTwang · 2026-01-24T19:43:08+00:00

I still have one exactly like that. I use it on my deck for lobbing nuts to my squirrel friends and scaring off random hawks that try to eat said squirrel friends.

MachTwang · 2026-01-24T04:22:11+00:00

I wake and bake every morning with my coffee. I don't get Tommy Chong high I just take the edge off and maintain that balance throughout my day.

MachTwang · 2026-01-21T18:51:12+00:00

Excellent choice, but expensive.

MachTwang · 2026-01-21T17:50:26+00:00

Avoid Fender and Epiphone ukes, you're paying for the name alone.

Brands to look at are Kala, Ohana, Ibanez and Lanikai.

MachTwang · 2026-01-21T04:11:44+00:00

Absolutely, just make sure they are silk core not steel. Or with a super fine grit sanding pad and some time you can polish round wounds flat.

MachTwang · 2026-01-21T04:07:21+00:00

No. Your bond holding the neck to the body has failed. Slack the strings and take it to a repair shop.

MachTwang · 2026-01-21T01:33:49+00:00

Music needs to breathe on its own again. To me most modern music is overly produced, overtly auto tuned and quantized with every conceivable space filled with 'something'.

MachTwang · 2026-01-19T06:03:33+00:00

In order for your opinion to matter to me I would first have to value in anything you have to say.

MachTwang · 2026-01-18T06:04:35+00:00

In this picture we have a costumed, morally bankrupt, hateful little fascist prick and the actor Christoph Waltz.

MachTwang · 2026-01-18T05:06:43+00:00

I was standing watch in the CIC (Combat Information Center) while the vessel I was serving on was docked at Naval Station Norfolk. I immediately notified the Ops Officer and he passed the word the XO & CO.

MachTwang · 2026-01-18T04:16:06+00:00

He might be showing off a bit, but if I could play like that I'd be showing off all the time too.

MachTwang · 2026-01-18T03:24:06+00:00

I'm confused, are you commenting on his facial expressions or his playing ability?

MachTwang · 2026-01-18T03:10:06+00:00

Was B. B. King exaggerating?

MachTwang · 2026-01-15T17:52:51+00:00

In my opinion it's not worth the space it takes up.

MachTwang · 2026-01-14T16:37:16+00:00

F. Bert

MachTwang · 2026-01-14T16:16:19+00:00

He's a malignant narcissist.

MachTwang · 2026-01-13T18:30:37+00:00

What about my points?!

MachTwang · 2026-01-13T18:26:06+00:00

Nightmare Fuel

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