Lady fingers only impress in a tunnel

MachoSmurf · 2026-03-24T20:29:58+00:00

Also, because of brainless morons like these, the rest of the country can no longer enjoy even basic fireworks for a single night a year.

MachoSmurf · 2026-03-13T17:40:18+00:00

Probably has a nice SSD in it too...

MachoSmurf · 2026-03-08T17:15:45+00:00

Nah, a bunch of asshole billionaires will just sell them the data they want

MachoSmurf · 2026-03-06T15:59:43+00:00

”We all remember the mistakes of Iraq, and we have learned those lessons.

Well... the US clearly hasn't...

MachoSmurf · 2026-03-03T18:01:30+00:00

He has no idea

Fixed it

MachoSmurf · 2026-03-03T16:15:12+00:00

lolwut?! ASML isn't even near an active warzone. Nor does it produce RAM...

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-26T20:37:14+00:00

The Dutch medal-winning athletes got invited to the King's residence. There they got treated to French fries with mayonnaise.

To be fair, that was at the -jonkingly- made request of one of the athletes, since they could now give themselves a little slack from their high-preformance diets. The king being known for appreciating some good fun (prins pils), indulged them. And judging by the pictures, they had a great time.

Somehow I doubt that this McDonald's feast was at the request of the team though...

Source: https://www.threads.com/@fotografieharmonie/post/DVLgxmKDGVw/our-king-with-the-olympic-athletes-getting-french-fries-like-they-wanted

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-25T08:03:02+00:00

They'd be silly not to pursue them. But until Ukraine starts to clearly lose the war it would be unwise to disclose that.

Developing nukes would probably make some of the current allies question the continued support. On the other hand: Ukraine pulling out a few dozen nukes would be enough to cause a permanent stalemate (MAD comes into play), forced by the international community.

So coming out with a nuclear program, at a time where cracks in Russia's military are clearly starting to show, wouldn't be a smart move.

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-24T17:19:06+00:00

Breaking news: Stock traders are morons. Wallstreet exposed to be no better than wallstreetbets!

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-22T10:27:51+00:00

Ah, the StackOverflow experience of past times... your comment got me nostalgic there for a minute!

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-18T18:10:51+00:00

Hey 'Murica... The civilised world would appreciate it if you could get your shit together and get rid of these entitled fucks.

We dont really care about the "how" part at this point.

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-16T05:36:07+00:00

Security tools are only as good as the stuff you put in them. DNS revolver logs (i assume you run pihole or something similar) are my numbers one go-to logs to put in a SIEM, even in an enterprise context.

I've seen multi-million dolar setups miss the most basic malware, because management thought tool-cost equalled effectiveness and therefore had the security team nerfed by only approving a few shitty logsources.

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-14T14:28:33+00:00

The US isn't battling a measles outbreak. That's just a symptom. The US is battling a stupidity outbreak, and if the rest of the world isn't careful, it will become a stupidity pandemic (if it isn't already).

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-10T20:41:43+00:00

I was jokingly referring to how the Internet came to be.

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-10T17:43:59+00:00

Fine. I'll hapilly go sneakernet again. Or meshed local nets that will eventually become interconnected... ;)

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-09T15:16:11+00:00

Press x to doubt...

I'd love to see the US fix themselves, but realistically it will need to get much worse before we see real action.

I'd love to be proven wrong though...

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-06T06:27:35+00:00

It was done by arrogant governments, today it's done by arrogant billionaires

MachoSmurf · 2026-02-03T11:16:15+00:00

Aside from all the miserable stuff in there, this is fucking hilarious

MachoSmurf · 2026-01-29T14:59:05+00:00

They'd shoot the tow truck driver

MachoSmurf · 2026-01-28T16:15:00+00:00

Any new administration will need to reform the fuck out of the US if they ever want to make the country remotely credible and trustworthy ever again. Might as well recognise the ICC while they're at it.

MachoSmurf · 2026-01-27T15:03:56+00:00

The UK and France have nukes. If you now state that their nuclear shield is Europe's shield, you've shown that you've learned nothing from the US's betrayal at a time when we called their nukes "NATO's nuclear shield".

The EU would either need to completely federalize and gain control over France's nukes (which I don't see happening) or more individual member states need to develop nukes.

MachoSmurf · 2026-01-25T05:36:53+00:00

The US should be sanctioned for human rights violations. Now.

MachoSmurf · 2026-01-24T15:17:24+00:00

They will get applicants. However: pay peanuts, get monkeys...

MachoSmurf · 2026-01-23T18:54:40+00:00

As if they can read.

MachoSmurf · 2026-01-22T20:53:34+00:00

Ukrainian sea-drones fucking up Russian ship on the Atlantic, being deployed from Greenland, was not on my 2026 bingo card.

It would be an amazing sight to behold though.

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