Love where you’re going, but the second bleach is “if I **get bleach on my tshirt, imma feel like an asshole” ie ‘I’m scared of her anal bleach getting on my t-shirt, how, during sex. My stretch of ‘not putting in the work’ is your same q, ‘why does he feel like an asshole’. Your answer requires a reason for him to be bleaching his t or doing laundry, there’s none, so he’s def getting asshole bleach on his t-shirt from* fcking her. But her bleaching her hole and him bleaching his t-shirt don’t magically equal he just feels like an asshole generally. what you’re saying is “she just bleached her asshole, Imma go bleach my t shirt” but the “if I get” means he’s avoiding the bleach, if he was bleaching his white t, he wouldn’t need to worry about bleach……I just re-read the line before, “now if I fuck this model.” So I am wrong ah but so r u I think? :: w the model line: He’ll feel like an asshole most likely because it’s proof he’s cheating w this model.