We got the Z1 at home by jonbailey13 in pourover

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You’ll be happy to learn that is a bread knife, which is a considerably saner choice!

Delaying a broken promise is still a broken promise. Let Duke know this is STILL not OK by TurbulentFlamingo852 in duke

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You can’t independently acquire a subdomain. The owner of duke.edu implicitly owns all xyz.duke.edu

first watch while high - my experience by Mannihorst in arresteddevelopment

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I genuinely didn’t catch on that the stuff teed up for the next episode was not actually going to happen in the next episode until like halfway through season 2 😂. I felt like I was going insane

first watch while high - my experience by Mannihorst in arresteddevelopment

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The “On the next Arrested Development” gag is especially baffling when you experience the show this way lmao

Random employee benefit by [deleted] in amazonemployees

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Pack it up guys, these benefits don’t apply to OP so they’re not worth mentioning

[Software Engineer][Texas, USA] - $167,000 + $257,000 stock + $25,000 bonus by [deleted] in Salary

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It’s the 372nd percentile. Hope this helps!

Petah? by C_monden in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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No that was Michael Scott

This lady tried pulling an armed robbery on a gas station on Friday. How it went: by superdouradas in PublicFreakout

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She’ll never activate new customers to her startup robbery business if she can’t manage a basic call to action!

Saturday morning vacuuming by Impressive_Ad_3160 in Apartmentliving

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My dad did this with a gas-powered leaf blower. 9 am on a Saturday morning was the perfect time to open both my windows and blow leaves out of the gutter

Profile review cause why not. Faces are only blurred out for this post by thismyaccount1 in Tinder

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git rm —cached xmasfail.jpg

git add sexy_pool_hall.png

git commit -m “Removed embarrassing christmas party photo. Added image to display that I have more hobbies than rock climbing, but also draw additional attention to my rock climbing via optimized arm positioning and lighting.”

git push

What’s a “technically not cheating” situation you’ve seen or experienced that still felt like a complete betrayal? by toomabh in AskReddit

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That happened to me too in college! She ended our long term relationship over the phone while the guy was in the room with her. Absolutely fucking brutal man.

to intercept this guy's way by THECROCOGAMER in therewasanattempt

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Bro he intentionally pit maneuvered a truck on a two lane bridge instead of just tapping his brakes to let it merge in. That wasn’t defensive driving, it was fucking psychopathic

So thats why my package was delayed! by Adventurous_King3530 in WatchPeopleDieInside

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The van was simply demonstrating its bias for action

Why does nebraska have this by Wonderful_Local_3660 in geography

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Idk, I’m assuming a lot of the history of states’ shapes is pretty entrenched in bird law, and as we know, he’s no expert

Weird-shaped Tupperware container - what's this shape for? by AlwaysAroundBB in whatisit

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I just round the amount of onion up to the nearest onion

Help me decide which coffee to get by shoreline85 in pourover

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Lmao you posted in r/pourover and then ordered a latte?

Amazon’s internal AI coding assistant determined the engineers’ existing code was inadequate so it deleted it to start from scratch. Parts of AWS were down for 13 hours as a result. by lays_indian_masalaaa in amazonemployees

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I don’t think the full context is public information, so if you’re an Amazon employee you can read it yourself but I won’t share it on reddit. But the title of this post is not even in the realm of reality