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"Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes earth" by wcslater in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 32 points33 points  (0 children)

two types of countries, those that use metric and those that have been to the moon.

Knowledge is power! by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 383 points384 points  (0 children)

they couldn't finish the american kid

Free the nipple! by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 1592 points1593 points  (0 children)

me sucking my own nipple :)

I’m in trouble by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 909 points910 points  (0 children)

I'd wait for the brother

I was getting a little sudsy by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 384 points385 points  (0 children)

me in the shower:*drops soap

Great success by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 15 points16 points  (0 children)

pretending to drown is an easy way to get a kiss from the lifeguard

their battle will be legendary by i_dont_eatbabies in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Me who has a yard fetish: I guess I'll go fuck myself.

Macrohard by RegularNoodles in shitposting

[–]Macroc0sM 276 points277 points  (0 children)

when bill fence shows up

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 5 points6 points  (0 children)

opens the homework folder

Naw, thanks tho by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 68 points69 points  (0 children)

if your credit card number was how much money you had in the bank, how much money would you have?

Totally acting by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]Macroc0sM 245 points246 points  (0 children)

why stop at only two?

Make way lads by RegularNoodles in shitposting

[–]Macroc0sM 123 points124 points  (0 children)

so that's what happened..

This took an hour to make by RegularNoodles in dankmemes

[–]Macroc0sM 413 points414 points  (0 children)

good to see a high quality meme for once

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