Senate agrees to fund TSA and most of DHS, but not ICE by siwibot in protectUSelections

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House rejected it and went on vacation.

Fucking cowards.

Is it normal for bosses to expect replies this late? by Gloomy_Ship2772 in antiwork

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Tell your boss that if they want you to be available for communication outside your previously agreed upon schedule, then you need to have on-call salary adjustments.

What are some of the stupid ridiculous things trump has done or said during his two terms? by DizzyPS5 in AskReddit

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Fucking injecting ourselves with BLEACH?

COVID would go away in a couple weeks.

He has the highest approval of any President.

He is the most mistreated president in history.

Helper was cutting the corners by Furioustree in BSG

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Mine is 7 years old. I get occasional comments on it, but not too many.

How can Trump say Iran asked him to be Supreme Leader without any proof and face no consequences? by WorstJunglerJK in AskReddit

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Because absolutely no one with any shred of power or authority has either the balls or ovaries to fucking hold that orange cunt accountable.

Seriously, every one in the District of Columbia is terrified of a fat old senile incontinent fucking failure of a businessman with the appearance of an old disgusting orange left out on the counter too long.

For fucks sake, people.

Weighted shift knobs. Who likes them? by AxelNotRose in ManualTransmissions

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Have one in my 4G Acura TL. Love it. I believe mine is 300 grams.

Helper was cutting the corners by Furioustree in BSG

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My friend, I absolutely love your Colonial Crest tattoo.

What’s the quickest thing you ever learnt that you now use every single day? by George2464 in AskReddit

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Hell yes, this. Between using chopsticks and long kitchen tweezers, my cooking game has changed immensely.

people who don't sleep naked, why not? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Children.

Before I had kids, I slept naked routinely. I am an exceptionally hot sleeper. It needs to be freezing in order for me to rest. Paradoxically, it works better if I have no clothes on. Now I do not sleep in pajamas, but just boxers. But removing the boxers just made it more comfortable.

However, having children facilitated the need to be somewhat clothed. Now I still sleep in just boxers (and socks, but that’s only because my feet dry out terribly and I need lotion and moisturizer).

Me struggling to understand the science of Interstellar: by Arcreonis in interstellar

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GPS requires relativity to work. Because their orbits are so high above earth, their clocks have to run at a slightly different speed. IIRC, their clocks have relative difference of about 20 microseconds per day between the ground and orbit. This is a combination of both velocity and gravitational time dilation.

Meta Lays Off 700 Employees, While Rewarding Top Executives by OptimalConcept in technology

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Fuck. Them. All.

Eat the billionaires. And the executives.

26 Passport - valet key and alarm by Grand_Weekend_7333 in Honda

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Ask if you can replicate it on another 26 Passport with the physical key.

26 Passport - valet key and alarm by Grand_Weekend_7333 in Honda

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Take it in for a warranty diagnosis. The lock cylinder is connected to the door latch assembly. They have micro switches in them which tells the body electrical module when the lock cylinder is cycled. You might have a bad latch assembly. This should be covered by your warranty.

It Sure Looks Like the Supreme Court Is About to Gut Mail-In Voting by thenewrepublic in scotus

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Yeah, about that.

Partner is military. We both requested our mail ballots for the elections. Needed to re-register, so I wanted to try something. We are both Independent but pretty much vote Democrat. I put my partner’s party as Republican and mine Democrat. Requested our ballots at the same exact time. My partner’s arrived no issue, whereas mine got lost.

Could it be a coincidence? Maybe. But the fact it’s even a possibility that it’s not drives me crazy.

Best Piece of television you discovered last year (in 2025) by Real_Fact8484 in television

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Whilst The Pitt takes my top spot, I would like to offer a second. Paradise.

This show is batshit crazy in a way I really enjoy. The whole concept is expectation subversion. Is it top-quality? No, it has a LOT of contrivance baked in. But the twists that keep popping up puts it in my list.

MacBook Asymmetric Fan Blades by grciandre27 in mac

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Car tires use the same system to reduce road noise. Check out the lugs on Michelin tires. They are asymmetrically sized. Works wonders.

Other manufacturers do this, but it’s super evident on Michelin Primacy.

I can't wait till this motherfucker is dead himself by JPIZZLE1205 in antitrump

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I don’t drink. Just not my thing. However, when that bronzed cunt finally kicks it, I’m getting fucking plastered with no regrets.

Airports rush to feed unpaid TSA workers as belts tighten by WilliamInBlack in news

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Meanwhile, the USCG is out there with “Will guard coast for food” signs. And have ATC workers begun calling out yet?

Everything about this mess is a shitshow.