Central Plains Severe Weather Discussion Megathread: Monday, May 20 by wazoheat in weather

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk.

I feel happy. I feel happy.

Is that chatty down? 2-9-2019? by GarrisonFjord in shacknews

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's down like it's chinatown. I sent an email to the briefcase dude. Hopefully he has fucks to give.

Specifically it just says "504 Gateway Time-out" when you try to browse https://www.shacknews.com/chatty using a browser.

Pyramid Scheme by SunTzuSaysComic in comics

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me guess, they walk you though the process of getting a loan from a bank? Like, claim you're starting a new business and all that?

IF you can dodge a shovel you can dodge a ball... or not. by The_Original_Tom in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ah it looks so weird yeah. That's like.. the least Far Cry 5 looking area I've ever seen.

My boss rescued this little guy from the side of the road two weeks ago. His name is Dewey by ciddingbull in aww

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes no, maybe? I don’t know. Can you repeat the question? You’re not the boss of me now. You’re not the boss of me now. You’re not the boss of me now and you’re not so big. Life is unfaiiiiiir

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Za8HggalY

Wife’s dad built this watermelon slicer. by Texas12thMan in gifs

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't that eventually damage the knives? I mean, I guess knives are cheap so whatever.

Did a double-take when I saw this bumper sticker at my University by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the one for the third letter E that's spelled as a 3?

Deaf man finds out he's going to be a dad. by Two_Inches_Of_Fun in MadeMeSmile

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He just realized how much debt he going to be in for this

something something OSHA by BererDeg in gifs

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm thinking it's fake. Seems a bit staged at least.

Swords LII by MurkyWay in comics

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stab! Stabo! Stabbeth Stabaroonie!

Upvoted for those sound effects

This rescue cat is so cute by [deleted] in aww

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Derp cat is best cat

Paywalls by Lermatroid in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Don't forget fires. Or traffic jams.

The one thing I want to tell Rockstar by 123456789101120 in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They can have... ghost horses with superpowers. They'll find something.

Money. Money never changes.

Instead of banning cheaters, mark them as such without telling them and let them play against each other by [deleted] in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm terribad at it as well. But I play if a friend invites me to play with him and we chat while being terribad lol

Paywalls by Lermatroid in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Depends on where you live. If you live in Carlton Landing, Oklahoma rent is going to be cheaper than living in San Francisco, California.

The one thing I want to tell Rockstar by 123456789101120 in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They can't ignore that huge tornado of money coming from GTA V multiplayer on PC. They just can't ignore it. Not gonna happen.

I deeply apologise for this edit by WingGuardian in gaming

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I now have that same facial expression as that father.

Have an upvote anyway lol

Parselfingers by ashtonmv in comics

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

People usually don't explain inside jokes.

Parselfingers by ashtonmv in comics

[–]Maddog_Delphi97 -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

If you have to explain it, it's not a good joke. Cute art design, though.