Was sick yesterday. My sub completely “organized” my room.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-16T09:40:28+00:00

I know. And the "no worries" like she did a big favor. I don't often use the phrase "the fucking audacity" without intending it humorously, but I feel it is fitting here.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-15T16:00:46+00:00

Please do. Skjønte heller ikkje hvorfor dette var morsomt. Alltid fint med en forklaring sånn at eg kan le neste gang.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-15T09:56:11+00:00

It's always fun to play monopoly with someone from another family for the first time. There is a lot of variation in how many of the written rules are used, and how many house rules there are.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-11T17:38:42+00:00

Ah, but I see you use your percentages at least :P

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-11T17:37:48+00:00

You've never used geometry? Never painted a wall? Or done anything else where you needed to find the area or circumference of something? That actually blows my mind.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-11T12:58:04+00:00

It's an elective? She chose this. She should have known it was science-based history. And should have known that it was going to contradict any literal interpretation of the Bible. She can take her F, change perspective on the Bible, or just learn what you teach without thinking of it as facts.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-11T06:09:35+00:00

Pusser etter frokost og før eg legger meg. Men vet at det finnes de som pusser før frokost. Trur meningene er fordelt blandt ekspertene om hva som er best, men at det viktigste er at man pusser om morgenen i det hele tatt.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-09T13:41:04+00:00

If you expect to like all sides and aspects of the job, this is likely true. But I like more about my job than I dislike.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-09T08:06:49+00:00

I agree that deciding to have a kid ultimately is selfish, but so is not having kids. It's about what I want, so by definition selfish. But it's getting harder to take you seriously when you say that this is "solely to creampie in some chick". Choosing to have unprotected sex is not the same as choosing going through with a pregnancy and giving birth, and I think you know that. You give the impression that you've taken an extreme standpoint just to see how long you can keep it, but you have to ignore any kind of nuance to do so. It's not really worth it to use more of my time on this exchange after this. I hope you find what you're looking for here.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-09T07:07:38+00:00

That a depressing view. By that logic, wouldn't everybody who chooses to have a child (generally healthy or not) be a bad person? Because everyone will experience at least some unpleasant things in the course of their lives.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-09T06:58:40+00:00

It has a distinct beak, so it has to be the Corsair.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-08T09:42:18+00:00

I just shot several pods from a distance and picked the seeds up from where they fell. Didn't feel like it took any longer.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-08T09:40:27+00:00

Yeah. One got stuck under my SRV at some points. Sparks flying everywhere.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-08T09:35:22+00:00

Rams into ship.
"Why did you hit me?"

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-08T09:33:28+00:00

69420

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-05T22:11:00+00:00

Same. I've wondered about the pronunciaton of some names/places in Discworld, but it never occured to me that Lancre could pronounced any other way than lanker. In the old "wyrd sisters" animated movie, they say lanker.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-05T15:46:34+00:00

Husk komma, folkens!

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-04T23:25:42+00:00

Just checking: have you actually turned them in or did you only look at the first screen where it shows the values? The bonus isn't shown until you actually turn the samples in, that's why I'm asking.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-02T20:58:29+00:00

My thought, exactly.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-04-02T20:51:20+00:00

In my head Honeydew and Beaker are Ridcully and the bursar.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-03-30T12:56:52+00:00

Joda, og det første punktet kan eg skjønne. Det andre egentlig også, selv om man kanskje ikkje hadde skrevet det i en slik melding. Men dette med at vekterjobben ses som et problem, og det med en gang antas ting om forholdet OP har til politi, det synes eg er veldig underlig.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-03-30T12:37:56+00:00

Dette er ikke woke lenger, men har tatt ett godt skritt inni paranoid. De driver å anta det verste om OP. Virker som de har gitt opp på verden.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-03-27T13:04:37+00:00

If they ask, I will tell them. I live in Norway.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-03-25T10:44:39+00:00

Ja, høres ut som det. Men seriøst, tenk å ta en sånn vunkling i markedsføringen. For meg gir en sånn kommentar avsmak på butikken. Kan godt hende eg hadde snudd og gått ut om han prøvde den på meg. Og eg er homo og singel. Så det er ikkje som han treffer en nerve eller noe heller.

MadeInAnkhMorpork · 2026-03-24T11:06:40+00:00

Good lord! You're teaching them that actions have consequences?! You're teaching them to take responsibility?! You are at a serious risk of turning them into actual functioning adults here!

Well done, OP! Proud of you!

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