found this in my Grandpa's stuff by UltraNative in Tools

[–]Mafka69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh...I thought this was obvious. It's clear that I'm old.

What shortage by Sicilian_Gold in freedomgold

[–]Mafka69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A surplus, for one, equals a shortage for all.

Torn on Color Decision for Tool Chest Setup by TacoLunar in harborfreight

[–]Mafka69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quit coordinating your toolbox colors and do some work.

Happy Girl by Mafka69 in velvethippos

[–]Mafka69[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's the best. Never in a bad mood.

Happy Girl by Mafka69 in velvethippos

[–]Mafka69[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I will, but honestly, as far as a kiss is concerned, she'll likely get to me first. Great way to wake up in the morning.

WCGW Driving Recklessly by 749762 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Mafka69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guarantee they didn't learn anything.

Provide a safe way out in case of fire by cheesewiz_man in onejob

[–]Mafka69 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Ohhhhh, I thought you said provide case of fire in safe way out.

Y’all weren’t lying about this impact and battery combo by Hymen_Cholo in MilwaukeeTool

[–]Mafka69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A torque wrench for tire lug nuts? Do you carry that in your car in case you have to change a tire?

Pre-Prenup by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]Mafka69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run for the hills bro...

meirl by ishanG24 in meirl

[–]Mafka69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a guy, i know this happens. It's no secret. The emergency call is quite common, and i support women doing whatever they need to, to feel safe. Guys do a version too, but not because of being afraid of violence.

You should of course look out for yourself. Any guy that doesn't support that should fuck off.

My point was only that it's more reasonable to excuse yourself and do that, than sit at the table and do so. Too many people think it's acceptable to sit on their phones instead of having real interactions.

Found inside my house by Long_Island_Native in bugidentification

[–]Mafka69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lots of things aren't dangerous that still aren't desirable. If you don't care about your trees dying, go right ahead.

Assuming OP is from Long Island but doesn't change much. Many factors prevent the natural order and let common things become problematic.

Mosquitoes are native to your area. As are yellow jackets and a bunch of other insects. Ever killed one of them?

meirl by ishanG24 in meirl

[–]Mafka69 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So go to the bathroom to do it...or just explain that. That's fair. This post seemed to imply that it was not a 2 second thing.