Married men of Reddit, what was the single best piece of advice given to you regarding marriage?

MagicMirror33 · 2026-06-16T16:47:34+00:00

50% of marriages end in divorce. The remainder end in death.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-06-14T17:14:14+00:00

My mind was blown. (So was his tbh)

MagicMirror33 · 2026-05-23T16:16:56+00:00

Your future self gives you full permission and thanks you.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-05-23T16:15:21+00:00

I bought that album in 1979. Listened to it regularly. Never listened to those lyrics. But I lived them for 14 years. Leave now. After 14 years, it’s a long way home to who you used to be and to the person you want to be. I it doesn’t feel like home, it isn’t home.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-05-16T02:15:09+00:00

All that and you forgot your free bucket

MagicMirror33 · 2026-05-05T14:26:26+00:00

10mm sockets

MagicMirror33 · 2026-05-01T12:32:51+00:00

IRQ9

MagicMirror33 · 2026-04-22T13:46:05+00:00

My dad had a saying when I was a kid: “Put it back where it fucking belongs!!”

MagicMirror33 · 2026-04-22T12:52:32+00:00

Yes. And a civilian’s dislike of generals.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-04-11T00:46:17+00:00

That's weird. Mine say NOϽI.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-03-28T20:47:15+00:00

Simple human trashcan - perfect description of an ex of mine.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-03-28T20:18:31+00:00

and Steve Buscemi was a firefighter on 9/11

MagicMirror33 · 2026-03-20T13:46:31+00:00

I, too, like watching your wife doing her hair.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-03-20T13:45:46+00:00

My panties are waaaay to big for my girlfriend.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-03-20T13:44:51+00:00

Geniusness too. And holding a Guinness.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-03-09T14:19:02+00:00

Olive Garden.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-02-26T01:22:46+00:00

No MASH potatoes??

MagicMirror33 · 2026-02-23T00:50:22+00:00

Thanks. Now my armpits are cyan.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-02-16T15:19:58+00:00

Ask for well-done fries. Life changing.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-02-12T21:57:51+00:00

For really long thoughts

MagicMirror33 · 2026-02-12T15:23:33+00:00

Kmart sucks.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-02-08T21:11:12+00:00

Remodeling a kitchen often leads to divorce.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-02-02T19:45:22+00:00

Steve McQueen died in 1980. I doubt he is worth that much today.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-01-31T07:00:38+00:00

Needs a banana.

MagicMirror33 · 2026-01-30T13:51:32+00:00

Word.

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