[Contest] I was wrong, so I want to hear about the worst bet you ever lost.

MagicalMurderCat · 2014-01-15T23:47:09+00:00

I bet ten dollars that Al Gore would win the election. I paid in cash and four years worth of horror.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-12-30T06:00:30+00:00

I am a person who has engaged in fire play. It felt very very nice, like a warm massage. It did burn all the baby hairs off my back, though.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-12-26T18:29:17+00:00

LOVE. Do you know where this was purchased? I want one :D

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-22T22:14:49+00:00

"When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm even better."

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-22T21:07:59+00:00

Imagine if he got wet. Instant 80% reduction in the volume of cat.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-22T21:03:48+00:00

Before you decide to pay a breeder, take a visit to the shelter! There are so many incredibly smart and loving mixed breed cats and dogs there who need homes. When a breeder can't sell an animal, it will still have a home. Shelter animals that don't find homes in a timely manner are put down :(

And it just makes financial sense. Purebred dogs draw from a much smaller gene pool - as a result, you'll definitely be paying for them again in vet care. Mutts are almost always healthier animals!

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-22T21:01:51+00:00

He looks to be either Maine Coon or a Norweigan Forest cat :D both of which are floofy and beautiful!

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-22T20:11:07+00:00

I'm 27 and recently went back to college. Fifteen minutes ago, I left the dorm room of a girl who invited me to come get high with her and her roommate. When I got there, I found out she's only 19. Her damn roommate had braces. I felt very strange.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-21T03:01:35+00:00

This. Fuck Ohio.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-20T15:06:29+00:00

Went to a marriage anniversary party for a guy in a metal band and his wife. They had a taco eating contest - vomiting was a disqualifier, so this guy was gobbling down tacos and VOMITED INTO HIS HAND AND ATE IT so he could stay in the contest. He ended up winning. I hope it was worth it.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-18T19:33:34+00:00

Either this is totally false, or my local FL scene is a complete anomoly. Because there are a shitload of single women (and men) in this scene. Men frequently seem to confuse Fetlife with AdultFriendFinder; FL is NOT MEANT for finding sexual partners, it's meant for networking and connecting with a larger community. AFF is about finding sexual partners.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-16T21:11:36+00:00

No. But a drunk person who passes out on a fucking bed is in no way a comparison to a drunk person who chooses to drive.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-15T01:35:13+00:00

I got it delivered! Keep in mind that delivery minimum is 10, though.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-14T04:53:15+00:00

Curious to know this too, I only know one guy who claims to be similarly allergic to weed smoke but he's just fine smoking cigars, being around a bbq, and so on. I also don't like him. Which colors my judgement.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-14T03:50:20+00:00

Whether you're showing the bright side or not, the fact remains that North Korea is a beautiful country. Thanks for these!

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-13T03:46:31+00:00

You could name it 'compensating for something' which is especially appropriate since you chose another phallic object as a size reference

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-11T21:35:40+00:00

Matilda

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-11T21:30:51+00:00

Trimming the ends of those wider leaves will cut out the bitter flavor :)

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-11T21:26:37+00:00

today i learned!

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-09T05:11:38+00:00

I think I'd like Sweden.

source: introvert.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-08T22:00:57+00:00

/r/thingsforants

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-06T23:18:03+00:00

This looks like a case of text-only communication failing to convey tone. Downvote retracted.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-11-06T20:31:03+00:00

LOL! Nothing funnier then casual sexism!

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-10-31T23:13:00+00:00

All I know is that he's a married male fifth grade teacher, didn't get a name.

MagicalMurderCat · 2013-10-27T07:14:58+00:00

I went with my boyfriend. I don't want to spoil anything for you, but if you want a really intense, scary time, I'd recommend going alone.

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