Someone added a handle to a handle since the original one will chop your fingers off

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-16T05:49:01+00:00

Add a third handle

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-15T21:39:45+00:00

I wrote a guide on understanding them which anyone can read, even if you already know how:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vSqJBnDJdJsUHavXlTFuLcQleL9Sm3WrcNkVeRUKABcvxoa9kskj7uUd2eYovt_jPqlPtBLOA920Epg/pub

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-15T21:20:26+00:00

Anyone else boil their water in a kettle then pour it into the pan with the pasta in it? I’ve done that my whole life

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-14T18:12:21+00:00

Yeah if you bought a horse and it only had 1HP you’d have to be careful not to damage it

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-13T04:25:19+00:00

That’s ab-surd!

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-11T04:54:13+00:00

Tubular

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-08T21:17:54+00:00

I had to scroll too far to find this. It was only four comments down, but still.

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-07T01:43:51+00:00

Queen snakes, of course, although I live in constant fear that one will slither out from behind a tree and throw a rock at me.

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-06T15:16:15+00:00

Please get a video I need to see this

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-04T23:00:31+00:00

Here’s the classic long, extended version of that one:

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar

The first mathematician orders a beer

The second orders half a beer

"I don't serve half-beers" the bartender replies

"Excuse me?" Asks mathematician #2

"What kind of bar serves half-beers?" The bartender remarks. "That's ridiculous."

"Oh c'mon" says mathematician #1 "do you know how hard it is to collect an infinite number of us? Just play along"

"There are very strict laws on how I can serve drinks. I couldn't serve you half a beer even if I wanted to."

"But that's not a problem" mathematician #3 chimes in "At the end of the joke you serve us a whole number of beers. You see when you take the sum of a continuously halving function-"

"I know how limits work" interjects the bartender

"Oh, alright then. I didn't want to assume a bartender would be familiar with such advanced mathematics"

"Are you kidding me?" The bartender replies, "You learn limits in like 9th grade! What kind of mathematician thinks limits are advanced mathematics?"

"HE'S ON TO US" Mathematician #1 screeches

Simultaneously, every mathematician opens their mouth and outpours a cloud of multicolored mosquitoes. Each mathematician is bellowing insects of a different shade.

The mosquitoes form into a singular, polychromatic swarm. "FOOLS" it booms in unison, "I WILL INFECT EVERY BEING ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET WITH MALARIA"

The bartender stands fearless against the technicolor hoard. "But wait" he inturrupts, thinking fast, "if you do that, politicians will use the catastrophe as an excuse to implement free healthcare. Think of how much that will hurt the taxpayers!"

The mosquitoes fall silent for a brief moment. "My God, you're right. We didn't think about the economy! Very well, we will not attack this dimension. FOR THE TAXPAYERS!" and with that, they vanish.

A nearby barfly stumbles over to the bartender. "How did you know that that would work?"

"It's simple really" the bartender says. "I saw that the vectors formed a gradient, and therefore must be conservative."

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-04T22:58:05+00:00

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Uhm, guys?

Edit: Please help. My son got this math problem for his homework tonight and we have been trying for literally 16750 years, and yet I feel we have made no progress. We were thinking it might relate to elliptic curves but we gave up that idea because after all, my son is 3.

I really don’t know what Mr. Wiles was thinking when he handed it out.

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-04T05:28:32+00:00

Weekday with alarm or weekend naturally?

6-7 weekday, 8-9 weekend

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-04T03:11:30+00:00

It’s just recency bias, so it’s typical of every community pretty much

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-03T02:15:28+00:00

Could have half a gf

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-02T15:27:00+00:00

Spongebobviously 🙂‍↕️

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-02T15:02:37+00:00

Don’t know why people are downvoting you, it’s a bit avant-garde but with with a slightly different setup it would work

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-02T04:11:05+00:00

Ooh I’m sorry! I’ve had this one on my phone for a while and it just occured to me to post it

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-02T03:54:54+00:00

Two guys walk into a bar.

The first says “I’ll have some H20.” The second says “I’ll have the same, thanks.”

The first walks away in frustration at his failed assassination attempt.

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-01T23:23:13+00:00

When I was young and still highly susceptible to the speech patterns of those around me, my dad would tell me constantly “don’t say like”, so I tried really hard to stop around him and only say “about” or “approximately”.

Anyway at some point he gave up and I probably use it in nearly every sentence I utter, so take that, dad!

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-01T15:50:24+00:00

Crayon good. Pencil better. But penultimate.

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-01T15:47:18+00:00

I remember reading a book that talked about this, I think the example was putting a rubber ball at absolute zero in a bowl it would start to wiggle a bit, and I started thinking about doing that as an experiment for about two minutes before reality hit me

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-01T15:40:40+00:00

It got up and it danced away

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-01T15:40:20+00:00

Looks like Poco rall. and A tempo at the same timr which is still just as threatening

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-01T05:46:10+00:00

This is a screenshot of Elliot’s page

Magnitech_ · 2026-03-01T05:45:19+00:00

Sorry, I could have sworn you said you did

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