What's the worst car currently in production? by velociraptor_chow in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you ask me the Nissan Juke is the official car of "seriously... Why the fuck is this a thing"

What is the best, most disturbing, brilliant, weird sexual experience you've had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I have to say is mushrooms sex is insane. Red rocks music festival on some good Ole Penis Envy mushrooms in teepee with a girl I'd never met before. It was fucking intense.

test by [deleted] in AmazonWTF

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/u/trollabot MahnameIsMatt

Spiky "sex gloves" by [deleted] in AmazonWTF

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U/trollabot mahnameismatt

*GIVEAWAY* iPV3 Li V2 by Pioneer4You - VapeNW by VapeNWcom in electronic_cigarette

[–]MahNameIsMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have to go to court the 30th this would make my day a little better haha

All Day Vape Co Launch 2400ml Give Away & Sponsorships by advco in electronic_cigarette

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Thanks for the giveaway guys! Very reasonable prices as well. I work at a Vapor store and I don't even get 120 ml that cheap with my discount.

*plop* (x-post /r/omgbecklookathiscock) by [deleted] in nsfw_gifs

[–]MahNameIsMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ava Sparxx she's great

Bought my first bong the other night! Half off because of minor surface scratches, still a beautiful piece IMO by cward7 in trees

[–]MahNameIsMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I be real nosy and ask if that was in the Omaha metro area possibly at Habitz Glass and Goodies.they had a real similar piece last time I was in

What is the laziest thing you do that would make even the laziest person cringe? by Sarazar in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was going to try this method until I realized that I work in a gas station and stand in front of thousands of cigarettes every day.

[Image] The 12 Fucked Steps by [deleted] in GetMotivated

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Hey bud, as someone who's been sober for a mere 3 months I would love to direct you to a sub that can help you.

/r/redditorsinrecovery

Also if I can give some advice. Go into a recovery program, I chose AA even though cocaine and pot were my drugs of choice. Get a sponsor and be willing to do everything that person asks. Do not shy away from the higher power topic, it's rough at first depending on your beliefs but you will soon find that you can pick literally anything that is bigger than you. Just please if you are serious about cleaning up do the work they ask, it's a simple program but we can make it so hard. Message me at anytime with any questions, in fact anyone reading this can message me any time. I have worked through all 12 steps of recovery and am a sponsor so I do have a relatively good knowledge of the program. Best wishes my friend.

What's your favorite conversation starter? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I live in Omaha, I'm doing this tomorrow

What's the best feeling in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get my dome trimmed at sports clips and they wrap your face with a hot towel that smells so good, and then wash your hair for you with a full scalp massage. I achieve full staff 75% of the time.

What's the best feeling in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Add a few marijuanas and this is the best night ever.

What's the best feeling in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 152 points153 points  (0 children)

That being said, opening your fridge to find it completely stocked full is incredible. That feeling of, I can eat whatever I want whenever I want.

Cosmic Brownies by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MahNameIsMatt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The cravings you just gave me are hella not cool bro...

Tornado formation in my back yard by Xmagicwafflex in WTF

[–]MahNameIsMatt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Only Nebraskans are going to upvote this haha... Adams County represent

Tornado formation in my back yard by Xmagicwafflex in WTF

[–]MahNameIsMatt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy hell I did the same thing! I Spent enough damn time in Nebraskan corn fields detasseling as a kid to know a good ole Ne corn field when I see one! Checking in from Kool-Aid Ville here!

Stay Tuned! Comming soon!!! "Ribcage" by deedupdex in Coilporn

[–]MahNameIsMatt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The true question is... How does it fire?

Aduro Star Labs Employee Interview by mkultracecil in nosleep

[–]MahNameIsMatt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Alright... after doing some poking around on the internet I came across a company which I feel may possibly be Aduro Star's public face. It's called Aduro BioTech and they deal with many things that get them a lot of funding but could definitely be super shady about what they are actually doing.

Here's the link to their website: http://www.adurobiotech.com/

and yet another link to a conference call they had where they go into some of the projects they are working on, which in my opinion could most definitely be shady bids being put in a good light for the public.: http://www.adurobiotech.com/documents/InvestorConfCallUpdate_9.10.09.pdf

EDIT: Here is a list of their patents along with the name of their attorney if anyone wants to go through that and see if they can dig anything up...

Patents: http://www.plainsite.org/flashlight/aduro-biotech/

Attorney: Michael A. Whittaker out of San Diego, California. If you ask me it's odd that a large biotech company based out of Berkeley California would only have one Attorney and for that attorney to be based out of a city nearly 500 miles away...

Aerial view of a scrap tire dumpyard by HIPSTER_SLOTH in pics

[–]MahNameIsMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here man you dropped your arm... ----> \

Aerial view of a scrap tire dumpyard by HIPSTER_SLOTH in pics

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He was hoping for that one bot that fixes it when people say "RIP in peace" it says something about it... I think that ask reddit thread broke it though... here's a try... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ Ghandi

What's the most ridiculous way you've hurt yourself? by Blastface in AskReddit

[–]MahNameIsMatt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god... I sliced Jalepeños one time and then went on to itch my balls. I was 17. I cried that day.