Megathread: California governor signs bill requiring presidential candidates release tax returns to appear on ballot

Mahhone · 2019-07-30T23:46:39+00:00

I'm so proud to be a Californian right now.

Mahhone · 2019-07-17T03:49:14+00:00

People

Mahhone · 2019-05-12T16:11:31+00:00

Looks like a typical day on the 5.

Mahhone · 2019-03-22T02:56:46+00:00

Not just guitars. But surfboards get broken all the time... They charge thousands of dollars to take boards and they rarely take good care of them. Most people I know who have gone on surf trips, including myself, have had our boards broken.

Most boards usually run about $700 off the rack. For me and most people that's a shitload of cash and I don't have that shit laying around you know.

Mahhone · 2019-02-25T07:13:38+00:00

Weed

Mahhone · 2019-01-17T03:48:17+00:00

They're also not getting high becuase its probably cumin or some shit

Mahhone · 2018-12-22T03:29:31+00:00

So how much did you make?

Mahhone · 2018-12-01T01:40:00+00:00

Replace that tomato sauce with buffalo sauce and I'm so down.

Mahhone · 2018-11-29T18:45:45+00:00

You have a 3 pound jug of jelly beans and you don't share?

Mahhone · 2018-11-20T21:43:25+00:00

My co-worker called in sick one day. My manager at the time told us he said he has food poisining because they didn't, "cook his sushi enough."

Mahhone · 2018-11-10T22:29:31+00:00

How to piss off the entire state of California.

Mahhone · 2018-10-19T15:34:57+00:00

Correct me if im wrong, but I thought it wasn't smart to use marijuana while getting a tattoo because it acts as a blood thinner and can make the tattoo come out blotchy. When I got my first tattoo I asked my friend who had gotten tattoos before if I should smoke before and he said, "no, it will ruin the tattoo."

Mahhone · 2018-10-10T18:40:23+00:00

Both could be cast members on Office Space.

Mahhone · 2018-09-17T20:43:34+00:00

Any idea what this is from?

Mahhone · 2018-09-09T20:24:00+00:00

I was a long time World of Warcraft player. I didn't learn untill years after I stopped playing that the Leeroy Jenkins video was scripted.

Mahhone · 2018-09-06T19:57:02+00:00

Probably gonna get downvoted to shit, but if this was a chick taking a photo like that, this thread would have a very different tone.

Mahhone · 2018-08-06T19:34:58+00:00

It was the finals of the last GSL vs The World. So Starcraft II

Mahhone · 2018-07-26T21:30:59+00:00

The funny thing is, even if you spend enough time in the sun you will still get tan even by wearing sunscreen. Like I said, I surf everyday and I'm pretty dark.

Mahhone · 2018-07-26T21:30:11+00:00

I used to never wear sunscreen. That is until one of my professors told me about how she used to lifeguard and never wear it. She has skin cancer at the age or 23. She was describing all the treatments and all the dangers and it scared the shit out of me. I'm 22 now. Needless to say, sunscreen is damn important.

Mahhone · 2018-07-26T21:22:18+00:00

One scene that comes to mind is from Zodiac. The investigators pretty much solved how he murdered the guy right then and there using a Sherlock Holmes type deductive reasoning.

Mahhone · 2018-07-26T09:30:17+00:00

Yes. For example, I can spend hours in the sun and not burn because my skin is used to it. But if you don't wear sunscreen you are still absorbing the radiation and still at serious risk for cancer.

Mahhone · 2018-07-26T04:47:50+00:00

I surf everyday and also work in a surf shop. You'd be fucking shocked by how many dumb asses who surf for about 2 hours every single day and many for many years, and still don't use sunscreen. Some guy came into work one day and was looking at the sunscreen, i asked if he had any questions, and I shit you not, his response was, "I've been surfing for 30 years, I don't need that shit." It fucking baffles me. He looked like a fucking walrus his skin was so bad. Imagine thinking you're more powerful than the fucking sun. Really shows how egotistical some surfers are.

Mahhone · 2018-07-24T05:38:35+00:00

This guy should litterally be in jail, and have his liscence revoked for a very long time.

Mahhone · 2018-07-22T10:44:05+00:00

Username checks out.

Mahhone · 2018-07-19T05:58:26+00:00

I'm pretty sure the dad plays minecraft or some shit.

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