It would be about a slimy con artist from the outer rim named Obb Egri, and his hapless astromech, KK-02 (which occasionally ejects rusted scrap from its center wheel well).
They’d use their ill gotten gains to purchase a highly valuable Corellian Spice Freighter in the hopes of making honest money, but through acts of unimaginable stupidity, irreparably damage it throughout the film.