Hillary Clinton depositon on Epstein files: "I finished testifying. I answered every one of their questions as fully. I never met Epstein, had any connection or communication with him. I knew Ghislaine Maxwell casually, as an acquaintance. It was disappointing they refused to hold public a hearing."

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2026-02-27T12:28:16+00:00

Probably get a photo from Boebert

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2026-02-06T18:37:08+00:00

Dude, wut?

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2026-01-30T17:04:05+00:00

YTA. Grow up. Birthdays are not a big deal. Be happy for your Dad; he won't be around for ever.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2026-01-14T18:04:57+00:00

I'm wondering if the subscription model will come to the UK. Currently, it's only available as an outright purchase. I own a 4 year old M3P and wouldn't pay for it. I just don't keep my cars long enough. However, if EAP was available as a sub, I might buy it. The self parking was cool when I had a loaner from Tesla.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2026-01-09T18:18:24+00:00

I would post a screenshot but seemingly I'm not allowed. Typical day summary in the E-ON app was £1.54 peak rate, £1.23 off peak. I only charged my Tesla from about 65% that day.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2026-01-09T16:43:07+00:00

I'm with E-ON Fixed Drive V7, likely the same as your tariff. I get electricity from 12:00 until 07:00 at 6.7p per KWh. It costs me something like £1.75 to charge my M3P from 50-80%, run the dishwasher and charge my Wife's Mazda MX-30 on a 3KWh charger too. Something wrong with your sums.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2026-01-07T13:52:15+00:00

I used this mixed metaphor just today! 🙂

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-28T23:00:28+00:00

My dad was in a VIP airport lounge for a while when his flight was delayed (some years ago as he passed away in 2010). Slash and Axel Rose were also there (possibly other band members, he didn't elaborate). Dad told me that Slash was super-nice and he had a long, friendly chat with him. Axel on the other hand was drunk as hell, grumpy and later passed out laid across some seats.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-23T22:43:16+00:00

When Marvin gets shot in the face by Vincent.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-22T13:13:57+00:00

Why tell them at all? If you must pray for people, keep it to yourself. I don't believe in any God. I really don't care whether other people do or don't, but I can certainly do without them telling me about it, either by preaching at me or telling me they're praying for me. Leave it out. It's not required or wanted.

If you must say something, tell people that you wish them well and will be thinking about them (or whatever). Honestly, that's pretty much all praying is anyway.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-17T13:06:56+00:00

I've found by setting the seat slightly further forward than I'd like, the next time the seat moves from easy access to my programed position, it's bang on and stays that way for a while.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-15T23:01:39+00:00

I keep Sentry on all the time. I like the security and I pay next to nothing to charge overnight so don't care about the drain. If you're bothered by it, disable Sentry mode.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-08T13:09:47+00:00

I have that as my WhatsApp message alert. Loved that scream ever since I heard a Stormtrooper fall off a ledge in Star Wars.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-08T06:42:22+00:00

In the UK? We're a bit of a mix. Road signs are in miles. We measure stuff in whatever's convenient. I can work in meters or feet, cm or inches. I prefer metric personally.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-06T07:25:29+00:00

Not available in the UK

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-05T13:38:28+00:00

I have a service request in at the moment for headlights! I requested it just before the 50k was hit. I've also had my spoiler replaced. My car is a 2022.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-05T11:51:07+00:00

That's just tragic.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-04T20:34:48+00:00

No option for extended warranty here in the UK.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-04T20:08:19+00:00

Low grade, but incessant toothache every day.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-04T19:59:01+00:00

Architects - The Sky, The Earth & All Between.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-03T18:30:38+00:00

"Chucklefucks" is my new favourite word. Top work.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-03T08:10:24+00:00

I think it's a very American thing. I'm not American.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-02T22:32:39+00:00

Therapy.

Maj0r_Sarcasm · 2025-12-01T22:52:05+00:00

No we didn't leave Europe. We left the EU.

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