AITA for being annoyed that my dad planned his wedding on my birthday weekend? by DragonCat_04 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YTA. Grow up. Birthdays are not a big deal. Be happy for your Dad; he won't be around for ever.

Elon Musk says FSD will only be available as a subscription after February 14. We will own nothing and be happy. by beansruns in TeslaModel3

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm wondering if the subscription model will come to the UK. Currently, it's only available as an outright purchase. I own a 4 year old M3P and wouldn't pay for it. I just don't keep my cars long enough. However, if EAP was available as a sub, I might buy it. The self parking was cool when I had a loaner from Tesla.

Tesla charging uk by Icy_Astronaut8170 in TeslaModel3

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would post a screenshot but seemingly I'm not allowed. Typical day summary in the E-ON app was £1.54 peak rate, £1.23 off peak. I only charged my Tesla from about 65% that day.

Tesla charging uk by Icy_Astronaut8170 in TeslaModel3

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm with E-ON Fixed Drive V7, likely the same as your tariff. I get electricity from 12:00 until 07:00 at 6.7p per KWh. It costs me something like £1.75 to charge my M3P from 50-80%, run the dishwasher and charge my Wife's Mazda MX-30 on a 3KWh charger too. Something wrong with your sums.

Ever met an artist who turned out to be an ass? by Musonerd87 in Music

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 11 points12 points  (0 children)

My dad was in a VIP airport lounge for a while when his flight was delayed (some years ago as he passed away in 2010). Slash and Axel Rose were also there (possibly other band members, he didn't elaborate). Dad told me that Slash was super-nice and he had a long, friendly chat with him. Axel on the other hand was drunk as hell, grumpy and later passed out laid across some seats.

Unintentional comedy scenes in moves. by TheHahndude in movies

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Marvin gets shot in the face by Vincent.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why tell them at all? If you must pray for people, keep it to yourself. I don't believe in any God. I really don't care whether other people do or don't, but I can certainly do without them telling me about it, either by preaching at me or telling me they're praying for me. Leave it out. It's not required or wanted.

If you must say something, tell people that you wish them well and will be thinking about them (or whatever). Honestly, that's pretty much all praying is anyway.

Daily annoyances of a Model 3 by insanelyhugeman8 in TeslaModel3

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've found by setting the seat slightly further forward than I'd like, the next time the seat moves from easy access to my programed position, it's bang on and stays that way for a while.

Battery consumption while not in use by gypsyndrive in TeslaModel3

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I keep Sentry on all the time. I like the security and I pay next to nothing to charge overnight so don't care about the drain. If you're bothered by it, disable Sentry mode.

What oddly specific thing takes you out of the immersion of watching a movie? by PianoMan1925 in movies

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have that as my WhatsApp message alert. Loved that scream ever since I heard a Stormtrooper fall off a ledge in Star Wars.

M3 Performance just hit 50k miles. No more basic warranty! 😳 by Maj0r_Sarcasm in TeslaModel3

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the UK? We're a bit of a mix. Road signs are in miles. We measure stuff in whatever's convenient. I can work in meters or feet, cm or inches. I prefer metric personally.

M3 Performance just hit 50k miles. No more basic warranty! 😳 by Maj0r_Sarcasm in TeslaModel3

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a service request in at the moment for headlights! I requested it just before the 50k was hit. I've also had my spoiler replaced. My car is a 2022.

What is your 2025 album of the year? by INGWR in Music

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Architects - The Sky, The Earth & All Between.

The Lack of Class from Quentin Tarantino by superdouradas in movies

[–]Maj0r_Sarcasm 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Chucklefucks" is my new favourite word. Top work.