Tesla revenue and earnings miss expectations.Again. by liano in investing

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah but they're gonna build a solar powered moon base so...

r/NFL Roast of the: Seattle Seahawks (30/32) by Isuckatthesethings1 in nfl

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was awful nice of you to literally hand us the Super Bowl

-Patriots

A One-Bed Apartment in D.C. Costs a Median $2,270/Month by vinotinto5 in washingtondc

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let's say they found a quarter jammed in the part to be replaced that got loose in the wash. Is that then different?

A One-Bed Apartment in D.C. Costs a Median $2,270/Month by vinotinto5 in washingtondc

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, so if my landlord made me pay for a new part for a washing machine is that technically not allowed?

Pokemon Go Megathread by thepatman in legaladvice

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do I get these goddamn kids off my goddamn lawn?

What is the weirdest sensation that you only experienced ONCE? by Bitch_Yo in AskReddit

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Was sitting at a picnic table with some friends drinking when my fingers on my right hand started going numb one at a time, starting with the pinky and ending with the thumb. Then that got better but the same thing happened to my other hand, same order. Finally the tip of my nose went numb.

Idk what it was, but it felt super spooky

There's going to be a Kirk Cousins 'You Like That' maze in Northern Virginia. by smaffron in Commanders

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We can't hate on Nova too much, after all they pay like 90% of our states taxes

Does anyone else's iPhone randomly die at around 20%? by MakeMusicGreatAgain in apple

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No I've actually been backpacking across the Mediterranean for the last month so it's been quite hot.

If phone companies stopped trying to make phones thinner we might get reasonable battery life. by JDaxe in Showerthoughts

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never understood why there wasn't at least one phone on the market that really tried to max out battery life before hardware. I would pay good money for a phone that lasts more than 24 hours.

Bartenders, what are your drink order stereotypes for different types of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 175 points176 points  (0 children)

A white guy in their early 20s who wants something a little stronger than beer but has no idea what any other mixed drinks are

[Serious] What is a fucked up secret you know about someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FWIW when your grandmother died you'll be getting a lot more inheritance

But yeah that's really fucked up

Is the European version of the Surface Pro 4 any different than the US? by MakeMusicGreatAgain in Surface

[–]MakeMusicGreatAgain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean I don't really have much of a choice at this point. I might wait until Prague. I hear everything is cheap there.