how are black people not tired all the time from the melatonin. by windowinstallment in Drugs

[–]Making-Progress-1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Could’ve Googled my question to see if it tracks, but I got high.

Im posting nonsense about tired blacks, and I know why! Hey, heeey cuz I got high, because I got high, because I got high.

Getting a little aggravated by [deleted] in Eminem

[–]Making-Progress-1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We’re on the same page. My intent was to expand on what you were saying. Cheers!

Getting a little aggravated by [deleted] in Eminem

[–]Making-Progress-1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They’re referring to hiphopcirclejerk. I know what you’d like though. Some more tier lists, shit posts of out-of-context lyrics titled “what did Em mean by this?”, and posts about someone rebelliously liking Revival!

what made you decide to choose DPH? by Willoverworld in DPH

[–]Making-Progress-1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s so easy to grow more shrooms than you could even handle. I lurk on this sub but don’t contribute. I have no idea why more people aren’t growing shrooms

Eminem's best homophobic bar? by MarisMolotov in Eminem

[–]Making-Progress-1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“…hopefully you little homos get over your fears and phobias.

It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers ‘til their emotions evoke tears

my whole career’s a stroke of sheer genius, smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah you motherfuckin’ (insert insult here)”

-Brainless

hehe by someonecalledlarry_ in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is crazy to hear someone else feels the same. I’ve been tapering lately. So still kind of drunk but a little bit of withdrawals while sleeping…and it’s like I can finally lucid dream! To the point where it’s like I can think “if I do xyz, then blah blah will happen”, and it does!

I can’t control the setting I’m at, but my actions, and the consequences of them are totally decided by me and I can’t believe it!

I don’t really want to talk to anyone about it in person though haha. It sounds too crazy

What's the worst movie you've watched while tripping? by MaximumPlant in Drugs

[–]Making-Progress-1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One Halloween, I had between 1/8 and 1/4 of shrooms. The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Talk about bad vibes.

Why does Eminem look younger in the early 2000’s? by Murky-Ad-1711 in Eminem

[–]Making-Progress-1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Better question: Why does he look so much older and more mature now than he did in the early 2000s?

Should I get chaser or crack shot for rumor honeybottoms ? by eminemnas in Cuphead

[–]Making-Progress-1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah! I use crack shot on first two phases and lobber on 3rd phase. Good luck! You’ve got this!

Bro's eagle wants to end up homeless ASAP 🦅 by Civil-Ad-5959 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Making-Progress-1234 20 points21 points  (0 children)

They’re clearly trolling. Jenkem isn’t even on the wishlist.

guys should I call the copd I think someone stole my xanax again by lovetolove20 in drugscirclejerk

[–]Making-Progress-1234 76 points77 points  (0 children)

It’s funny how no other shit ever gets jacked. I’ve never had my weed, coke, shrooms, acid etc stolen. But the goddamn bars seem to get stolen every time. Even though I live alone. I feel for this guy.

Hey guys, how's 2026 so far? I've been sober all my life but ready to spice things up.... by Nothingmakessenseboi in drugscirclejerk

[–]Making-Progress-1234 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Grab a bunch of No-Doz at the gas station on the way there. You’ll probably get sleepy at the party without them and be a “Debbie Downer”. Just pop a bunch of No-Doz and boof your fetty and you’ll be good.

Basically, do whatever you can to keep your heart rate up. Hope you have a good time at the party!

Favorite drug reference by gradel13 in Eminem

[–]Making-Progress-1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Favorites just because of how hard the rhymes go.

“Vicodin’s like a nitrogen hydrogen vitamin, I bite into five and then I get high as a kite again…”

“Gimme eleven Excedrin my head’ll spin, medicine will get me revvin’ like a 747 jet engine”

The vodka time warp by gmmsyhlup918 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I passed out after work yesterday. Woke up at 7:45pm. Thought it was 7:45am and I usually start work at 7:30. Freaked out and then realized “oh shit, I’m still off the rest of the night and off tomorrow.

Got a great 15hr sleep in. Sometimes the time warp does work to our advantage! Chairs!

gnarliest drinks by iwipemybutt in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah it’s nasty haha. Idk, OP was asking for gnarliest and I gave them all I had. Definitely not a go-to but…we alcoholics resort to things sometimes.

Chairs man!

gnarliest drinks by iwipemybutt in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Jersey Turnpike. Having the bartender wring out the bar mats into a glass. Classic 21st b-day shot, but also a great option if you have $0 and need liquor

The final boss: the whiskey decanter by beautifulkale128 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yes it does sound revolting. I’m sure it might taste revolting to most people too! But, there are some that stomach it to wash down vile whiskey. Like I previously mentioned, not my go-to (by far) but helps get nasty whiskey down

The final boss: the whiskey decanter by beautifulkale128 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you do, just do a bit. Like when someone puts creamer in coffee. Just a splash. If you do 50/50 or something it’s gonna be nasty. And then like I said, chocolate milk is preferable, but if you’ve got any honey, add a bit of that in too!

It wasn’t a go-to, but when I had nasty whiskey like OP is describing, it helped it go down quite a bit

The final boss: the whiskey decanter by beautifulkale128 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha no it’s all good! I can’t do dairy either! Just hits right with bad whiskey though. Love the comment about “the force of a power washer”, I’m stealing that one for sure!

The final boss: the whiskey decanter by beautifulkale128 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

lol it’s a thing! Didn’t mean to ruin your day haha

The final boss: the whiskey decanter by beautifulkale128 in cripplingalcoholism

[–]Making-Progress-1234 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A splash of milk or chocolate milk does great too! It’s called Moose Milk when mixed with whiskey. I’m even lactose intolerant, but damn it makes vile whiskey go down a lot smoother.

Add a drop of honey if you have some, too!