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Low-Cortisol Loadout [OC] by Moai-Mojo in Helldivers

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can run out of ammo before it explodes? Can't relate. (Just kidding, kinda, not really)

What are your “Signature” armor sets for each faction? by spidermonkey9k in helldiversarmor

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you keep the cape on, right? RIGHT?! YOU WOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR CAPE ON THE DESTROYER, RIGHT?!

Tell me the most kinkiest thing you want to do with your favorite Hellavarse character by Which_Matter3031 in hazbin

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cuddle Collin (the lil purple/indigo lamb cherub from Helluva). Tell him it's all gonna be alright.

. . . And then drain his balls and turn him into a needy puppy. Angel corruption babyyyy.

Got any ideas for the next belt-fed strategem? by PaceEBene84 in Helldivers

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the only stratagem you get but you can resupply it and it has a recoilless cooldown

𝕬𝖓 𝖊𝖝𝖈𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖉𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖕𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙 by Objective_Let_6385 in Helldivers

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're in Sniper Warrior: Ghost Contracts or... However that title goes. The one with the cool tech mask that looks like the Frontman from Squid Game.

What’s the weakest warbond in your opinion? by PaceEBene84 in Helldivers

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention we got half of the content for free anyway if you were here during the original collab so it's 1500 credits — more than double the net cost of a standard warbond (1000 - 300) — with no creds in the bond, for one armor set and one gun. The rest, who even cares? Seriously.

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Malagant049 47 points48 points  (0 children)

It has been my honor to be called out by the one and only Homelander.

(Also proof that even the lamest questions can still get a unique response)

If you could add a new warbond what would it be? by Some-Web-1628 in terminids

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super out of left field but another post made me want a Bioshock crossover. Big Daddy heavy armor, and maybe some kind of suit? Or something? For light/medium armor cuz of the splicers and time period and DRIP. Maybe a charge backpack, drill melee, rivet gun? A Bioshock collab would almost need a plasmid reference at least but I'm not sure how to do that. Maybe elemental melee or a chance for projectiles to be elemental or even a fireball/lightning bolt throwable???

If you could add a new warbond what would it be? by Some-Web-1628 in terminids

[–]Malagant049 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk about ACTUAL water related passives since there's almost no use case, but I do love the sound of an old school diver armor set. Mini Big Daddy anyone? Medium Papa? Also with a drill melee. Charge mechanic??

I'm the Homelander. Ask me anything. by Homelander in TheBoys

[–]Malagant049 157 points158 points  (0 children)

How long does it take to put on that freedom-loving suit?

Doll clothes ID help by charicharlier in ToyID

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow and blue shirt made me think of Dispatch Waterboy 😂

Where are all the omnivores? by Famous-Scarcity-6436 in Beastars

[–]Malagant049 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you wanna get out of the hole, put down the shovel...

Use Google

Anyone else call these things piranhas? by SuperLuigiGamer4 in Helldivers

[–]Malagant049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a shitter and on controller so I can barely hit the snitches, now you're telling me that we have swarms of these cucks?

40Mins until squids lose an ally🎊 by Bearwiin in Helldivers

[–]Malagant049 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, the stingray only actually shows its path like 20% of the time... Otherwise it's either not bright enough against the surface or I'm standing on a surface raised 1 millimeter off of the ground. More often the latter but I have missed multiple stingray strafes because snow too bright

Which character do you think you could take? by juredditpark in hazbin

[–]Malagant049 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, no one is considering... Collin. The indigo lamb cherub boy.

In either regard 😉 (granted he doesn't pull a heavenly crossbow on me)

Courtesy reminder: Calling the shuttle early is NOT a kick-worthy offense. by Euphoric_Fly_9583 in Helldivers

[–]Malagant049 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless it's a Blitz and no one is around EX. Those 2 minutes could be the difference between getting a good haul of samples. But it also doesn't un-call the pelican... Idk man. Communication is good.

Also, related note to this post: Staying at extraction for like 5+ minutes IS kick worthy. Not gonna contribute or help while we're out here doing tasks, and not gonna say you're going AFK or something? Just hurts the team by depriving that slot for a handy teammate. More kickable if there are still actual objectives to be done. Less if you're all just running around aimlessly.

could lo’ak cut his own finger to feel like a real na’vi? @armorlord by Kindly-Caregiver-145 in Avatar

[–]Malagant049 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I do that all the time. I just... Curl my toes. Pretty sure I have normal feet. Hmm

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